Sid Caesar credited as playing...
Coach Calhoun
- Coach Calhoun: [Danny is trying out for wrestling and smoking a cigarette] All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.
- Danny: Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.
- Coach Calhoun: No, I mean your clothes.
- Danny: Oh.
- Coach Calhoun: [after Danny has failed at wrestling, basketball, and baseball] Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact.
- Danny: Oh, yeah? Like what?
- Coach Calhoun: Like, uh... track!
- Danny: Whaddaya mean, like running?
- Coach Calhoun: Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!
- Danny: That could be cool.
- Principal McGee: [continuing with dance rules] Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified
- Rizzo: Well, that leaves us out!
- Coach Calhoun: Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.