Paul Williams credited as playing...
Little Enos
- Bandit: New car. Gotta have a new car to block for the truck.
- [watches as Little Enos begins counting out money]
- Bandit: Speedy car.
- [watches as Little Enos counts out more money]
- Bandit: Speedier than that.
- Little Enos: [mumbling] I'd like to kick his ass just once.
- Bandit: Cledus, get the money.
- Cledus Snow: Yeah, how 'bout the money?
- Little Enos: How 'bout double or nothin'?
- Cledus Snow: How 'bout forgettin' it?
- Bandit: Wait a minute. What about double or nothin'?
- Little Enos: You run up to Boston, and bring back some clam chowder for me and my daddy.
- Carrie: You're on.
- Bandit: Uh, you're on.
- Big Enos: In 18 hours?
- Bandit: You're still on.
- Cledus Snow: WHAT? You're *crazy*! And I'm *divorced*!
- Little Enos: I think you're just a little bit scared.
- Bandit: That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?
- Little Enos: Your momma is so ugly...
- [Regarding The Bandit in a hammock]
- Big Enos: You see, son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.
- Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy.
- Little Enos: [Looking at Bandit's truck] Egotistical son of a bitch.
- Big Enos: Any cat who would paint his truck like this would go to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.
- Bandit: Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
- Little Enos: It ain't never been done before, hot shit.
- Bandit: Watch your language, little lady.
- Bandit: [Speaking to Big Enos] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why do you want that beer so bad?
- Little Enos: Because he's thirsty, dummy!