George Reynolds credited as playing...
Branford
- Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
- Buford T. Justice: The goddamn Germans got nothin' to do with it.
- Junior: What did he say?
- Buford T. Justice: SHUT UP! ONE SHIT AT A TIME!
- Junior: All right.
- Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where's Sheriff Branford?
- Sheriff Branford: I am Sheriff Branford.
- Buford T. Justice: Oooh, hee-hee. For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio, hee-hee.
- Buford T. Justice: [to Junior] What the hell is the world coming to?
- Branford's Deputy: You know something, Sheriff?
- Sheriff Branford: What?
- Branford's Deputy: If J.W. don't get outta my way, I'm gonna pass him.
- Sheriff Branford: Where in the woods? Listen, I don't care if your dad is the mayor, you wreck this car; it's comin out of your pay.
- Branford's Deputy: Yeah, but Sheriff, he's getting away.
- Sheriff Branford: Son, he's not going anywhere. The Mulberry Bridge has been dismantled for the past 6 months.