Sparky Marcus credited as playing...
Ben Andrews
- [Annabelle and her mother have already just got their own bodies back, but stayed in the same places that they were switched, and it looks to Boris and Ben like she and her mother just did an impossible trick]
- Boris Harris: Hey Annabelle, where did you come from?
- Annabel: Don't ask me.
- Ben Andrews: Where did Mom go?
- Annabel: Don't ask me.
- Ben Andrews: Can you do that again?
- Annabel: I hope not.
- Ben Andrews: Boy mom that was terrific, that's even better than Annabel can do and she's a super ball player.
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Really?
- Ben Andrews: And she's beautiful.
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): She's what?
- Ben Andrews: I think she's beautiful and I love her braces. I hope when I get that old I'll have braces too.
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): With in luck you won't need braces.
- Ben Andrews: That's what I'm afraid of, now Annabel going to hate me more than she does now. Well why does she hate me so much?
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Because there's nothing more annoying in the whole entire world with a little blue eyed saint, with perfect teeth, who's always on time, never has a messy room.
- Ben Andrews: Do you hate me too?
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Don't be a jackass I'm just trying to tell you why Annabel hates you.
- Ben Andrews: But I can't help those things, I can't help what I look like and about being neat, I can't help that either. Listen if I thought she'd bite me I might be better being famous, I even try being messy. Once I took all my piled up blocks and the books on the shelf, and a big bag of marbles and Lego's and threw them in the middle of the room so Annabel wouldn't be the only one getting in trouble. Do you want to know what happened? That stinky old Mrs. Schmauss said I was too young to know any better and picked everything up. So no matter what I do Annabel keeps on hating me.
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Well, why don't you hate her back? That's a good idea.
- Ben Andrews: I told you before I tried. But you can't hate someone and love them at the same time can you mom?
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): No I didn't used to think so.
- Annabel: [Annabel thinks] Maybe you can.
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Now blow. Feel better now?
- [Annabel holds up the tissue to Ben's nose]
- Ben Andrews: Uh huh.
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Come on let's go home.
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Male chauvinist pig!
- Ben Andrews: Why did you call Daddy a male chauvinist pig?
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Because he is one!
- Ben Andrews: But what does that mean?
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): It means he spends 3 months taking bow for a ceremony, then when it backfires he expects you to pull it together in 3 hours!
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Male chauvinist pig!
- Ben Andrews: Mr. Dilk too?
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): No, still your father.
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): We're having a pickup lunch. Pick up anything you want and put everything else back in the bag.
- Ben Andrews: [takes bottle out] Gin?
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): Ahhh!
- [takes it back]
- Annabel (as Mrs. Andrews): That's the wrong bag!
- Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): [while Mrs. Andrews speeds in traffic in her car] Which way do I turn here? Left?
- Boris Harris: Right!
- Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): Right, You sure?
- Boris Harris: No left!
- Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): Left!
- Boris Harris: Right!
- Mrs. Andrews (as Annabel): Right?
- Ben Andrews: Left's that way!
- [Mrs. Andrews cuts off the car hauler truck and the driver brakes and 3 police cars falls out of the car hauler. The police in their car quickly turns on their sirens and chases after Mrs. Andrews speeding car]
- Boris Harris: Uh oh! Hey! I think we've got company!
- Boris Harris: [after Annabel gets her own body back, she appears in the car] Hey Annabel! Where did you come from?
- Ben Andrews: Where did mom go?
- Annabel Andrews: Don't ask me.
- Boris Harris: How'd you do that?
- Annabel Andrews: Don't ask me.
- Ben Andrews: Could you do it again?
- Annabel Andrews: I hope not.
- [the police cars continue to chase after them]