Richard Kline credited as playing...
Larry Dallas
- Jack Tripper: Larry, haven't you ever thought of telling a girl the truth?
- Larry: Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn't someone who wants to hear the truth.
- Larry: I just wanted to know if you wanted to spend an evening with a beautiful, young lady.
- Jack Tripper: No thanks, pal. I'd rather spend an evening with Janet.
- Larry: What the heck am I gonna do without a friend like you?
- [he breaks down crying]
- Jack Tripper: Well, Larry, I'm only moving about a mile away.
- Larry: You shoulda told me that before I made a fool of myself!