Albert Brooks credited as playing...
Tom
- Tom: We *have* to emphasize the mandatory welfare program. That's the issue that should be pushed.
- Betsy: First, push the man, then the issue. Senator Palantine is a dynamic man. An intelligent, interesting, fresh, fascinating...
- Tom: You forgot sexy.
- Betsy: Man. I did not forget sexy.
- Tom: Listen to what you're saying. You sound like you're selling mouthwash.
- Betsy: We are selling mouthwash.
- Tom: Are we authorized to do that?
- Tom: Does he bother you?
- Betsy: No.
- Tom: You really mean yes and you're being sarcastic.
- Betsy: Oh, you're quick. You're really quick.
- Tom: Well, I try to be real quick. I'll tell you what, I'll play the male in this relationship and I'll go out and...
- Betsy: Good luck.
- Tom: And tell him to move. And I don't need good luck. Thank you.
- Betsy: Oh, yes, you do. You just think you don't.
- Tom: [on the phone] You delivered two boxes. I think it's a total of 5,000 campaign buttons. Now, all the ones we had before had - our slogan is "We are the people," and "are" is underlined. These new buttons have "we" underlined? That reads "*We* are the people." Well, I think there's a difference. "We *are* the people" is not the same as "*We* are the people." Let's not fight. Look, we'll make it real simple. *We* don't pay for the buttons. *We* throw the buttons away, all right?