James Cromwell credited as playing...
Marcel
- Marcel: Something isn't right in all of this, eh. I can feel it in my buns.
- Inspector Milo Perrier: Your what?
- Marcel: My buns.
- Inspector Milo Perrier: Buns? Your buns? You bought buns and you didn't tell me? Where are they? Where are the buns?
- Marcel: Oh! No, monsieur. The BONES in my body.
- Inspector Milo Perrier: You should not speak with an accent when you know I am so hungry.
- Marcel: I will tell everyone that you wear a toupee.
- Inspector Milo Perrier: They already know!
- Marcel: Then why do you wear it?
- Inspector Milo Perrier: I didn't know that you knew.
- Milo Perrier: Open my door.
- Marcel: You have chocolate on your face.
- Milo Perrier: What?
- Marcel: Ze candy bar. It is all over your face.
- Milo Perrier: Imbecile! That's my moustache!
- Marcel: Lick it and see.
- Milo Perrier: [licks his lips] Wipe it off. My hands are sticky.
- Marcel: [licks handkerchief and begins wiping Perrier's face] Hold still please... Sloppy!