- Don Stober: Well, let me tell you a little story, boy. A long time ago, there was a tribe of Indians up here in these woods. They were all laying down in these parts... or something, I can't remember. Anyway, this herd of grizzlies smelt them out. They came in an' they ate them. They tore them all up. Little children, sick ones, everybody! There were few braves to go out on the hunt. They came back and them grizzlies turned on them! So there you got yourself a little situation. A whole herd of man-eating grizzlies. Just running around tearing up them Indians!
- Arthur Scott: That's kind of hard to believe, Don.
- Don Stober: Unless, of course, you happen to be one of them Indians!
- Ranger Michael Kelly: Well, let me tell you something, Kittridge, while you've been sitting around here on your fat ass, I've made this forest part of me!
- Charley: You listen here...
- Ranger Michael Kelly: No, you listen. Those campers are in my jurisdiction, now I'm going to deal with it the way I see fit. Now you just try and stop me!
- Ranger Michael Kelly: [frustrated] But there's something I'm not doing!
- Allison Corwin: [lighthearted] Sure, you're not killing the bear.
- Don Stober: If ya feel a wet snout in yer face, whatever you do, don't move. And don't kiss it back, 'cause it ain't me.