Carry on England (1976)
Johnny Briggs: Melly's Driver
Quotes
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[on arrival at the mixed battery]
Capt. S. Melly : Corporal!
Capt. S. Melly : That man, he's wearing lipstick!
Melly's driver : Lipstick sir?
Capt. S. Melly : Yes.
Melly's driver : Where?
Capt. S. Melly : On his face! Where do you think!
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Capt. S. Melly : Frilly curtains? Basket of flowers? Brasiers?
Melly's driver : Pardon, Sir?
Capt. S. Melly : Knickers!
Melly's driver : Same to you, Sir!