Open All Hours (1976–1985)

Maggie Ollerenshaw: Mavis

Quotes 

• Arkwright : Scotch broth? That's very exotic. I'm afraid I don't have any in small tins. Only large tins.

  Mavis : Oh.

  Arkwright : I can't cut it in half Mavis. It all f-flops out. Tell you what. I'll sell you a large tin but I'll only charge you for two small tins.

• Mavis : I don't know whether to take a tin of luncheon meat.

  Arkwright : Is it on your list?

  Mavis : Yes...

  [Arkwright goes half-way round the shop to fetch a tin of luncheon meat and comes back with it] 

  Mavis : ...But I crossed it out.