Lisztomania (1975)
Roger Daltrey: Franz Liszt
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Quotes
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Liszt : Oh, piss off, Brahms!
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Richard Wagner : The trouble with your friends, Liszt, is they're all bourgeois pigs.
Liszt : Oh, pigs if you please. But aristocratic pigs, not bourgeois.
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Princess Carolyn : You and the Tsar are just different sides of the same coin: false gods worshiped in different ways. Dress the Tsar as a peasant and you have a peasant.
[searches for Liszt]
Princess Carolyn : Stop skulking behind that screen!
[continues]
Princess Carolyn : Dress Liszt in a crinoline and what do you have? The same thing: a sham. Rather than walk naked through the world, he chooses to play the imposter. What do you say?
Liszt : Bollocks!
Princess Carolyn : "Bollocks"? I don't speak Hungarian.
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Liszt : Her Majesty gets a lot of satisfaction out of a good smoke?
Princess Carolyn : It's the perfect form of pleasure. It's exquisite and leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one ask?
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Liszt : I always feel that people who like Brahms would prefer to have no music at all. He's a right wanker.
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Liszt : As yet he's unknown, but, he's a great talent and he's somewhere in the audience tonight. HIs name's Richard Wagner. Richard, where are you? Richard? Ah, Richard. Stand up. Take a bow. That's enough. Besides being German, Richard has something else in common with Beethoven. He's a bleedin' genius. How do I know? You told me so yourself, didn't you, Richard?
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Liszt : Well, we are in show business, Dickie.
Richard Wagner : Yes! Because to you the piano is just - a harlot!
Liszt : Yeah, and every penny owned by that harlot tonight goes to build a monument to your beloved Beethoven, which your beloved countrymen so belovedly neglected to build.
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Marie d'Agoult : Take me with you on your tours.
Liszt : Remember the scandal when we tried that in London?
Marie d'Agoult : Its not my fault if the English are prudes.
Liszt : The box office took a proper bloody nose to it.
Marie d'Agoult : Oh, bugger the box office!
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Liszt : They never heard me play in Russia. It would be a shame to waste that good publicity.
Marie d'Agoult : And while you're storming Moscow, Napoleon, I suppose I'm expected to sit at home like Josephine, saving your press cuttings and knitting your mittens.
Liszt : I won't be cold, love. Not with all those Russian muffs around.
[sticks out and wiggles his tongue]
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Marie d'Agoult : I believed in you then.
Liszt : All you believed in was a stiff cock and the fact that your old man never had one.
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Liszt : I must admit, my professor had to tell me the meanings of the sixth and ninth commandments.
Princess Carolyn : Let us practice the 69th - together.
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Princess Carolyn : Come. We must pray.
Liszt : Pray?
Princess Carolyn : No longer must you prostitute your art. Music, like sex, should be approached in a religious spirit. As one of the holiest things in life.
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Liszt : [singing] My shame, Be my gain, Together we can light the flames, Flames of life, Flames of truth
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Liszt : [singing] Life is pain, Pain is loss, Life is pain, Pain is loss, Loss is mine for living, While innocents are dying...
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Princess Carolyn : Some little guttersnipe has written an obscene book about you and the Tsar, for one, is outraged.
[hands Liszt the book]
Liszt : "Lisztomania" Marie? Oh, God. It can't be. Why should she?
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Princess Carolyn : Then, you can become a saint.
Liszt : Saint Franz Liszt!
Princess Carolyn : You must become a Franziscan!
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Liszt : What about his soul, Richard? What good's a leader without a soul?
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Cosima : Beautiful. I recognize the theme that Wagner borrowed - stole.
Liszt : He was welcome to it. I had plenty more. I didn't mind him taking it. It was what he did with it was horrible.
Princess Carolyn : Let's face it. We were all pretty horrible - and selfish.
Marie d'Agoult : The bad is dead and buried. The best of us lives on, enshrined in his music. And that's for everyone to share.
Lola Montez : Forever.
Cosima : Forever
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Liszt : Don't tell me you're going in for electronic music.
Richard Wagner : German music is good enough for me! Or, will be, when we rid it of the Jews.
Liszt : Who's gonna do that? Your Man of Iron? He's a long time coming.