Kevin Nealon credited as playing...
Various • Weekend Update Anchor • Franz • Self • Mr. Subliminal • Tarzan • Husband • Morton Kondracke • Sam Donaldson • Bill • Bill Smith • Elevator Fan • Frank Gannon • Fred Wilpon • Jay Leno • Larry King • Michael Bolton • Patron • Sammy • Actor • Agent • Aide • Andrew • Andy Neuwirth • Aristotle • Athlete • Bartender • Bennett • Blaine Embury • Bob Manlot • Brent Musburger • Brutus • Buddy Holland • Cameraman • Camper • Caretaker • Charlie Loomis • Charllie Loomis • Chia Head Client • Chuck Woolery • Clerk • Co-Worker • Cowboy • Customer • Dan • Daniel Boone • David Conn • Doc Brown • Doctor • Don Regan • Doug Llewelyn • Dr. Spock • Elvis Presley • Friend • Gary Clark • Gene Siskel • General Hood • George Hamilton • George Washington • Greg Brady • Greg Knutsen • Guest • Hindenburg Witness • Hugh Stockton • James Taylor • Jerry • Jimmy • Joe • Johnny Whitaker • Kenny Rogers • Lebee • Lenny • Lenny Barnes • Leroy Neiman • Les Shermeyer • Lloyd Bentsen • Michael Eisner • Michael Tasony • Mighty Zombie • Motorist • Mr. Ali-Zali • Mr. Spock • Nick 'The Puppet' Lamponi • Nick DeCesare • Nick Russo • Norman Stiles • Parent • Pete Toman • Pierre du Pont IV • Priest • Randy • Red West • Reporter • Richard Chamberlain • Richard Panero • Robert Fulghum • Rock Clark • Rod Camacho • Rudolph Giuliani • Saddam Hussein • Sheriff Truman • Spectator • Stan Duffy • Steve • Steve Forth • Steven Keaton • Student • Supervisor • Technician • Terry Moran • Thomas DeLay • Todd • Tom Selleck • Tony • Total Bastard Airlines Passenger • Trekkie • Truck Driver • Various Characters • Waiter • announcer • guard
- Kevin Nealon: In health news, scientists have announced the invention of a women's condom. The condom works by fitting snugly over a woman's wine glass.
- Kevin Nealon: [adding onto a report on the Weekend Update] ... and in addition, two plus two equals four.