Bruno Zanin credited as playing...
Titta
- Father Balosa: Do you commit impure acts? Do you touch yourself? Do you know Saint Louis weeps when you touch yourself?
- Titta: [Speaking to himself] Let him cry. I'm not gonna tell you, because you'll only tell Dad. Don't tell me you don't touch yourself. How can you not, when you see the woman in the tobacco shop, as stacked as she is and she says... Export brand? And the math teacher who looks just like a lion? Mother of God! How can you avoid touching yourself when she looks at you that way?
- Titta: I didn't know people kissed like that. Did you? With their tongues going in and out?
- Father Balosa: I'll ask the questions here.
- Tobacconist: Let's see.
- Titta: I really can, you know
- Tobacconist: Let's see.
- [Titta lifts her up off the ground]
- Tobacconist: Silly boy, put me down!
- Titta: I did it!
- Tobacconist: You're very strong.
- Titta: See? I can do it again.
- Tobacconist: I don't believe you.
- [Titta lifts her up again]
- Tobacconist: That's enough now. Put me down.
- Titta: You drive me...
- Tobacconist: I said that's enough.
- [Titta lifts her up again]
- Tobacconist: What are you doing? You'll drop me, you crazy boy! You're crazy, you know that. What's happening to me? Oh, my head.
- Titta: See how many times I did it?
- Tobacconist: [Pulls out her breasts] Yes, my little darling. Come here. You really are sweet. Drive me crazy - just a little.
- Titta: What should I do?
- Tobacconist: Suck. Come on. You can have this one too. Don't blow! Suck! Suck!
- Titta: Is this right?
- Tobacconist: You have to suck, you idiot! What are you doing?
- Titta: I can't breathe!
- Tobacconist: Stop it now. Go on now. I have to close up. What was it you wanted? A cigarette? It's on me. Now scram.
- Father Balosa: What do you covet?
- Titta: My pal Bragger's got a raincoat with a lot of metal buckles like the one the detective has in the William Powell-Myrna Loy films.
- Father Balosa: Do you honor your father and mother?
- Titta: Yes, but they don't honor me. They beat me.
- Father Balosa: You must annoy them.