Little House on the Prairie (1974–1983)
Richard Bull: Nels Oleson
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Quotes
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Mrs. Oleson : Nels, are you going to miss me?
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : [mutters] Like a crutch.
Mrs. Oleson : What did you say?
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : I said, "very much."
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Mrs. Oleson : My back is killing me again...
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : [doing inventory on his shoes] ... and again, and again...
Mrs. Oleson : What did you say?
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : I'm just counting these shoe sizes dear. And a ten and a ten, four sizes.
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Mrs. Oleson : You disgraced me in front of the town.
Reverend Robert Alden : [trying to heal their broken marriage] Please - there must be forgiveness!
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : Don't talk to me about forgiveness 'til you lived with a woman like that!
Mrs. Oleson : Tsk!
[both of them leave the church]
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Nelson "Nels" Oleson : [to Mrs. Oleson] You should be locked up in a cage and fed with a stick; you have made life miserable for everyone.
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Mrs. Oleson : If God wanted me to talk with my hands, he wouldn't have given me a mouth.
Nelson "Nels" Oleson : I guess even God can make mistakes!