Wolfman Jack credited as playing...
Disc Jockey
- XERB Disc Jockey: I can't really talk for the Wolfman. But I can tell you one thing, if the Wolfman was here he'd tell you to get your ass in gear. Now, the Wolfman comes in here occasionally, bringing tapes, you know, to check up on me and whatnot, and the places he talks about that he's been, the things he's seen. It's a great big beautiful world out there. And here I sit - sucking on popsicles.
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] He's a friend of mine, you hear? And little girl... you better call him, or the Wolfman gonna get you!
- Curt Henderson: Are you the Wolfman?
- XERB Disc Jockey: No, man. I'm not the Wolfman. Wait a minute.
- [puts in a tape]
- Wolfman Recording: "Who is this on the Wolfman Telephone?".
- Diane: "Diane".
- Wolfman Recording: "How you doing, Diane?".
- XERB Disc Jockey: That's the Wolfman.
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] Little kiss on your ear. Goodnight, sweetheart. I'll see you later.
- XERB Disc Jockey: [to Curt] Hey, have a popsicle. The ice box just broke down, and they're melting all over the place. You want one?
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] My, my, my, listen, man, what kind of entertainment you got in that town?
- Wolfman Jack Caller 1: All we got is you!
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] Well, all right, baby! Here we go with another call out of the station. Can you dig it? Answer the phone, dummy.
- Pinkie's Pizza Employee: Pinkie's Pizza
- XERB Disc Jockey: Ah, yeah, listen, you got any more of those secret agent spy-scopes?
- Pinkie's Pizza Employee: Hit parade on the stethoscope?
- XERB Disc Jockey: No. No, the secret agent spy-scope, man. That pulls in the moon, and the stars and the planets - and the satellites and the little bitty space men.
- Pinkie's Pizza Employee: You must have the wrong number, partner.
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] Who is this on the Wolfman telephone?
- Operator: Hello, Collect...
- XERB Disc Jockey: Pardon me. Your name is Colette?
- Operator: Yes. Collect call, for Wolf...
- XERB Disc Jockey: Your name is Colette Call?
- Operator: Sir, this is the Operator.
- XERB Disc Jockey: Are you French, Operator?
- Operator: This is a collect call for Wolfman Jack.
- XERB Disc Jockey: I - I love you, Operator.
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] Hey, this one is for all yous out there watchin' the Submarine Races.
- [singing]
- XERB Disc Jockey: I wonder, wonder who, Who wrote the book of love...
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] My, my, my. You only got five minutes left, if you want to talk to the Wolfman. Gonna make all your dreams come true, baby.
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] How old are you?
- Wolfman Caller 2: I'm thirteen, how old are you?
- XERB Disc Jockey: I'm only fourteen.
- Wolfman Caller 2: Oh, boy, I love you, Wolfman.
- Wolfman Caller 3: [on the radio] Would you dedicate a record to keep me and my girlfriend together?
- XERB Disc Jockey: Are you separated?
- Wolfman Caller 3: Well, see, we're havin' a little problem.
- XERB Disc Jockey: I'll bring you right together. Hold on a minute, man. Hi ya, hi ya, hi, hi, hi. Everything's gonna be all right now, man, you understand? Keep the evil spirits away. Now, let me play the record for ya.
- XERB Disc Jockey: Sneakin' around with the Wolfman, baby. This is gonna strike a raw nerve, Mama. Here's The Platters.
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] Sneakin' around with the Wolfman, baby. Oh, this is gonna strike a raw nerve, mama. Here's the Platters.
- Curt Henderson: [singing] Oh, yes, I'm the Great Pretender, O-wah! O-wah!
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] Oh, now we gonna do the weather for all the valleys and the mountain tops. Gonna be hot - about 200 degrees in Merced, 400 degrees out in Fresno, and I know we're gonna have about 500 degrees up around the valley there somewhere. You got the Wolfman Jack Show!
- XERB Disc Jockey: [on the radio] It's a shame, baby. I'll tell yuh... Got to take it easy when you're drivin' that car of yours. You got to cruise easy, baby. Don't be doin' any accidents or anything on me.