Mike Farrell credited as playing...
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
- Frank Burns: Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
- Hawkeye: Very good, Frank.
- B.J.: They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
- Frank Burns: Why don't you guys like me?
- Hawkeye: Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
- Frank Burns: Aside from that.
- B.J.: Well, there's your pimples.
- Frank Burns: My pores won't close.
- B.J.: Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?