Jack Elam credited as playing...
Jug May
- Jug: You know, I may not have too much of a chance with Swifty Morgan. But suppose I down him?
- Latigo: Well, suppose you don't? And the odds are a thousand to one you won't. Well, you'll just end up an unknown character under a wooden cross on Boot Hill.
- Jug: Well, everybody winds up dead sooner or later.
- Latigo: Well, the smart ones try to postpone it as long as possible.
- Jug: He called me "Swifty."
- Latigo: Yeah, that's short and friendly for Swifty Morgan. That's who they think you are. And they're willin' to PAY to back up that mistaken idea.
- Jug: [Shocked] I'm supposed to pretend I'm Swifty Morgan?... Good Bye!
- Latigo: They're willin' to pay!
- Jug: How much?
- Latigo: Thousand dollars. We'll split it fifty-fifty. That means FOUR HUNDRED for you.
- Jug: [Ponders for a second] Seems fair. But I think that...
- Latigo: No, no you don't. That's part of the deal. I do the thinkin'. You stand around and look tough.
- Jug: [Last lines] Now, the way this story ends: those two go to Denver to get married. Patience - she never does get to go to Miss Hunter's college on the Hudson River, New York, but seven of her daughters do. Taylor Barton - he gets his flat fixed and marries Miss Abigail. The Colonel goes broke. Swifty Morgan's still trying to get his boots off. And me, I go on to become a big star in Italian westerns.
- Latigo: [Annoyed that Jug has just used up the 100 dollars he had given him earlier, including giving much of it to some woman] You gave her the money?
- Jug: Seemed like the thing to do...
- Latigo: But, you idiot! Don't you know that's the surest way to make an enemy out of a woman, givin' her money?
- Jug: [Confused] It is?
- Latigo: Oh, I learned that a long time ago.
- Taylor Barton: [Upon seeing Lat Smith and Jug] Young man, about that job I want you to do...
- Latigo: [Annoyed] I told you not to bother me, mister.
- Jug: [Eagerly] The man said something about a job!
- Latigo: I don't like work. It tires me out.
- Jug: I may not have much of a chance with Swifty Morgan, but suppose I down him?
- Latigo: Well, supposing you don't? And the odds are 1,000 to 1 that you won't. You'll just end up an unknown character under a wooden cross on Boot Hill.
- Jug: Everybody winds up dead sooner or later.
- Latigo: Well, us smart ones try to postpone it as long as possible!
- Jug: My horse went first, then my saddle. But I'm sober now, and what I got left is these here spurs.