Carry on at Your Convenience (1971)
Kenneth Cope: Vic Spanner
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Quotes
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[waving a dinner knife]
Agatha Spanner : This is a respectable and refined neighbourhood AND DON'T YOU BLOODY FORGET IT.
Vic Spanner : How can I, when you keep reminding me of it so nicely.
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[Vic walks out on his job at Boggs and is leaving the forecourt]
Girl : Excuse me but they sent me from the exchange. I'm the new canteen girl. Can you tell me where I go?
Vic Spanner : Oh Yes. I was just going in myself, I'll show you where it is. Yes, we've got a lovely pair of canteens here and a nice load of people.
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Vic Spanner : [there is anger at the loss of the tea round] It's another a little prod at the very vitals of your personal freedom.
Chloe Moore : I never noticed anyone prodding at my vitals!
Ernie : Good for you, Chloe.
Willie : Any time for you, Chloe!
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Vic Spanner : Meeting in the canteen in 10 minutes. Tell everyone Bernie.
Bernie Hulke : Right.
[shouts]
Bernie Hulke : Meeting in the canteen in...
[to Vic]
Bernie Hulke : When was it?
Vic Spanner : 10 minutes.
Bernie Hulke : [shouts] Meeting in 10 minutes time in...
[to Vic]
Bernie Hulke : Where was it?
Vic Spanner : The canteen.
Bernie Hulke : [shouts] Meeting in 10 minutes ti...
Vic Spanner : [shouts] Alright, they know!