- Blindman: Y'know something, Skunk? Every night, I kneel down and say my prayers. And every night, I ask the good Lord... "Lord, who are my friends?" And you know something, Skunk? Every night, it's the same thing: He don't answer.
- [blows Skunk and his friends up]
- Blindman: [after igniting some dynamite fuses and stripping Sweet Mama naked] Well, Sweet Mama... I guess the sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time.
- Sweet Mama: [holding Blindman at gunpoint] Well, now. Isn't this something? One man, and fifty women.
- Blindman: Yeah. That's something to write home about, isn't it?
- Dude: Domingo. There is this man outside who wants to talk to you.
- Domingo: Are you crazy? Not now!
- Dude: He says it's important.
- Domingo: Tell him to go to Hell!
- [Blindman fires a shot from his rifle, getting Domingo's attention]
- Blindman: Goddamn, that's a delicate thing! All you have to do is breathe on it.
- [Candy is about to talk Pilar on a forced rendezvous]
- Pilar's Father: You're a pig!
- Candy: I'll remember that.
- [rides off]
- Candy: What are you doing here?
- Pilar's Father: I'm getting in my wagon.
- Candy: Where is Pilar?
- Pilar's Father: The old goldmine.
- Candy: The Blindman?
- Pilar's Father: I don't know.
- [Candy pauses, then smiles]
- Candy: You know, old man... once, you called me a pig.
- [chuckles, then stabs him]
- Blindman: [to Candy's men, who are harassing Pilar's father] Peace! Peace, brothers. There's enough hate in this world. What we got to do is try to love one another.
- Blindman: [after shooting one of Domingo's men with all six rounds in his revolver] They can plant *that* son of a bitch.
- Domingo: Stand up. Nobody invited you to sit down.
- Blindman: [stands up] Right. You must be Domingo.
- Domingo: Never mind who I am.
- Blindman: I want my fifty women.
- Domingo: [chuckles] "Your" women.
- Blindman: Yes, my fifty women.
- [Mexican Officers laugh]
- Domingo: Why are they *your* women?
- Blindman: 'Cause I have a contract.
- Domingo: [lights a cigar] What contract?
- Blindman: [pulls out a piece of paper] This one. Met a friend of yours named Skunk, and I signed. We were supposed to deliver those women to fifty miners in Lost Creek, Texas. They've already paid for their trip, and asked for their hands in marriage.
- Domingo: Skunk?
- [laughs]
- Domingo: Oh, that Skunk. He screwed you, uh?
- Blindman: Right. But he said that you were a friend, and I could ask you for the women. He would've come along with me, you see, but he had an accident. Hm.
- Domingo: [takes the contract] Well, I can read, you know? But this looks like a contract, alright.
- [lights another match with his cigar, and puts the match to the contract]
- Domingo: So, I solve this little problem. Now, you don't have a contract... because I burn it.
- Blindman: Now, let me give you some good advice, you Mexican pig. You better burn me, too.
- [Sweet Mama is about to present the brides to Mexican soldiers]
- Sweet Mama: And now, here are the delicate young girls to warm you hearts, and your beds, wherever your brave General may take you.
- [the soldiers cheer. Sweet Mama pulls back the curtain to reveal Domingo's men, including one with a Gatling gun, who massacre them]
- [Blindman has released the General from his cell]
- Blindman: Find a way out of here.
- Mexican General: Yeah, let's go!
- [they begin to leave]
- Blindman: Wait a minute, stop!
- Mexican General: What's wrong?
- Mexican General: I forgot my hat.
- Mexican General: Your hat?
- Blindman: Yeah, you gotta get me my hat.
- Mexican General: Your *hat?* In this moment? Uh! You goddamn crazy gringo!
- [runs to Blindman's cell and grabs his hat]
- [Domingo and his men return to their fortress to find Sweet Mama nude and tied to a post]
- Sweet Mama: Kill that blind bastard!
- Domingo: [to the others] Take your eyes off my sister! Get out! Get out, all of you!
- [the General has been singing to drown out the sounds of Candy torturing Blindman]
- Domingo Henchman: Shut your mouth, General.
- Mexican General: Is there a law that forbids a man to sing?
- [the henchman throws a knife that barely misses the General's head]
- Domingo: And now that you have given him your blessing, priest... you can marry him.
- [points to Pilar]
- Domingo: And here is the bride!
- Priest: But Domingo, your brother is dead!
- Domingo: My brother is ALIVE! He is ALIVE!
- [to his men, Sweet Mama and the brides]
- Domingo: My brother is a *happy* man! He likes dancing... and drinking... and pretty women! Sing for him! You dance! And you GET DRUNK for him! I don't need a priest... I don't need anyone! I'll marry you myself!
- [prepares to stab Pilar to Candy's coffin, but everyone is distracted by explosions set off by Blindman]
- Blindman: [after the fuse of a stick of dynamite placed near his genitals is extinguished] Goddamn. Without eyes, that's one thing. Without that... oh, no, Blindman.