Martin Balsam credited as playing...
Mr. Merriweather
- Mr. Merriweather: You're improving Jack, you just can't seem to get rid of that streak of honesty in you. The one that ruined you was that damned Indian, Old Tepee.
- Jack Crabb: You mean Old Lodge Skins.
- Mr. Merriweather: He gave you a vision of moral order in the universe and there isn't any.Those stars twinkle in a void there boy and the two legged creature dreams and schemes beneath them, all in vain, all in vain Jack.
- Jack Crabb: You hear anything?
- Mr. Merriweather: Listen to me, a two legged creature will believe anything and the more preposterous the better: whales speak French at the bottom of the sea. The horses of Arabia have silver wings. Pygmies mate with elephants in darkest Africa. I have sold all those propositions.
- Jack Crabb: Or maybe we're all fools and none of it matters.
- Mr. Merriweather: Ahhhh...
- Jack Crabb: Mr. Merriweather, you don't know when you're licked!
- Mr. Merriweather: Licked? I'm not licked. I'm tarred and feathered, that's all.