Dirty Dingus Magee (1970)
Frank Sinatra: Dingus Billy Magee
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Quotes
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Dingus Billy Magee : Now we go to Mexico.
Anna Hot Water : Mexico?
Dingus Billy Magee : When you steal money, that's where you go. It's the Code of the West. Get my pants, let's go.
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John Wesley Hardin : Empty your pockets!
Dingus Billy Magee : Yes sir, Mr. Hardin.
John Wesley Hardin : You know my name, huh?
Dingus Billy Magee : Yes sir. There ain't a fence post or a tree stump anywhere in these parts that don't have John Wesley Hardin's picture on it.
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John Wesley Hardin : Ain't I seen a poster on you somewhere?
Dingus Billy Magee : Yes sir. The name's Magee - Dingus Magee.
John Wesley Hardin : Oh, that ten dollar outlaw.
Dingus Billy Magee : None but.
John Wesley Hardin : Ha! Ha! Ha! Hell, if I'd known that, I never would have held you up, but I got to steal something from you. Never stop a man for robbery unless you take at least something. That's the Code of the West.
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Chief Crazy Blanket : You like daughter?
Dingus Billy Magee : Ah, yeah.
Chief Crazy Blanket : Me like gun. We make trade. I take gun. You take daughter. Marry.
Dingus Billy Magee : Oh, well, ah, sir, she's a mighty nice girl and I like her a lot, but that's a fine looking rifle there.
Chief Crazy Blanket : Me keep rifle! You take daughter! Go honeymoon. Crazy Blanket has spoken!
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Dingus Billy Magee : *We* doin' all that heavy breathin'?
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[repeated line]
Dingus Billy Magee : Hot damn!
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Dingus Billy Magee : Hot damn! You sure fight dirty for a girl.
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Dingus Billy Magee : I'm sure you want to mosey out 'round look for the facilities. You don't want an uncomfortable ride over to Yerkey's Hole, do you?
Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : No, I don't. Goodbye...
Dingus Billy Magee : I'll show you right where it is. It's right back here. Right 'round here. The facility.
Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : Ain't nothin' here?
Dingus Billy Magee : The wall, Hoke. This thing has stood the test of time, for years and years.
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Anna Hot Water : You got a damn pretty face. We make bim-bam! Me in Hot Water.
Dingus Billy Magee : Oh, I can feel that.
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Anna Hot Water : Now we finish bim-bam?
Dingus Billy Magee : No, later. Now, you go around back and come in here.
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Dingus Billy Magee : I just may start me a law suit if you put in that newspaper how you captured me in the bushes with some little ol' Indian gal.
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Dingus Billy Magee : What do you say, Hoke? We get together and do a little honest stealin'?
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Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : I'm gonna kill you dead, Dingus!
Dingus Billy Magee : Every time I take my pants off, you come at me with a gun.
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Dingus Billy Magee : As long as we're partners, what do you say we ransack this place? I hear there's a lot of money 'round here.
Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : Huh-uh. Half of Belle's money is gonna be mine when I marry her.
Dingus Billy Magee : Well, let's rob the other half.
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Anna Hot Water : What we do now? Make bim-bam?
Dingus Billy Magee : Bim now.
[kiss]
Dingus Billy Magee : Bam later.
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Dingus Billy Magee : Did you find out where she keeps the money?
Anna Hot Water : In room.
Dingus Billy Magee : Is she in the room?
Anna Hot Water : Asleep.
Dingus Billy Magee : Suppose she catches me?
Anna Hot Water : Tell her *must* make bim-bam. Women like hear that.
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Dingus Billy Magee : Now, what you say we throw these guns down, get our clothes, and go out there and find that chest.
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Dingus Billy Magee : You ain't no better than blood thirsty savages!
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Dingus Billy Magee : Where the hell's my million dollars that you stole from my chest?
Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : I stole? You stole!
Dingus Billy Magee : Would I be here if I stole?
Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : Would I?
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Anna Hot Water : It's a lie?
Dingus Billy Magee : It's the Code of the West!
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Corporal : What's a nice white girl like you doing in a place like this?
Dingus Billy Magee : I ain't no gal. I'm a man.
Trooper : She a man, too?
Dingus Billy Magee : She a gal.
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Dingus Billy Magee : What the hell is going on out there?
Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : You and me is shootin' it out.
Dingus Billy Magee : Is that a fact?
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Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : Who's that one in the derby?
Dingus Billy Magee : That's John Wesley Hardin.
Herkimer 'Hoke' Birdsill : Well, who's the one with the long black hair and the purty bosoms standin' behind him?
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Dingus Billy Magee : Oh, I think them shivers are comin' back again.
Prudence Frost : Should I get the doctor?
Dingus Billy Magee : It would be too late, ma'am. Like the time my little brother fell through the ice. Nothin' would save his life until we all got together and huddled our bodies together under the blanket. He might've died.
Prudence Frost : Died?
Dingus Billy Magee : Yes, ma'am. It had somethin' to do with the transferring of body heat. You know, like, one folk gettin' close to another.
Prudence Frost : Like - this?
Dingus Billy Magee : Yes ma'am.
Prudence Frost : Oh, Oh! Yes, I - do think I feel - that - body heat beginnin' to transfer.
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Belle Nops : Who took it?
Dingus Billy Magee : Hoke took it.