Gene Evans credited as playing...
- [Pa Danby has just come from a meeting where Jason McCullough stumped him by sticking his finger in the barrel of Pa's pistol]
- Tom Danby: He stuck his finger in the end of your *what?*
- Pa Danby: Will you shut up? Everybody'll be lookin'!
- Tom Danby: Pa, you been touchin' up your hair again?
- Pa Danby: Whadda ya mean, AGAIN?
- Tom Danby: Nothin'. It just looks better in spots, that's all.
- Pa Danby: Whadda ya mean, SPOTS?
- Pa Danby: Now I'm gonna take a little trip tomorrow and I want you two to behave yourselves while I'm gone. I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff.
- Tom Danby: What's a martyr?
- Pa Danby: Oh, I'm sorry. They didn't use words like that in the third grade, did they?
- Tom Danby: Well, how would I know? I didn't get that far.
- Pa Danby: I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff.
- Tom Danby: What's a martyr?
- Pa Danby: Oh, I'm sorry. They didn't use words like that in the third grade, did they?
- Tom Danby: How would I know? I didn't get that far.
- Tom Danby: You remember when I was stuck all those years in the second grade?
- Luke Danby: Aw, shut up.
