Jack Weston credited as playing...
Harvey Greenfield
- Stephanie: Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.
- Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
- Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.
- [She exits]
- Harvey Greenfield: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.
- Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.
- Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.
- [clinking glasses]
- Stephanie: God forbid.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Now if I hear that you've been bothering Stephanie again, I'll knock all your teeth out.
- Harvey Greenfield: You'll just have to put them back in again.
- Stephanie: Why did you choose this place?
- Harvey Greenfield: It's the new in-spot.
- Stephanie: I never heard of it.
- Harvey Greenfield: Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.
- Harvey Greenfield: She really turns me off. I thought all Swedish dames were sexy, I mean, I've seen some of those movies; but, this one's like a an iceberg.
- Dr. Julian Winston: She's very official.
- Harvey Greenfield: Have you ever seen her out of her uniform?
- [Dr. Winston gives him a look]
- Harvey Greenfield: I mean in street clothes. I bet she wears corrective hats.
- Harvey Greenfield: [after Julian reveals that he told Toni he was married] That's such a lousy, dirty, rotten, filthy lie, it has class.
- Harvey Greenfield: Now, look, I can give you a dozen explanations, but you might as well know the real one: I'm a member of the CIA.
- Georgia: The CIA? I thought you were a television actor?
- Harvey Greenfield: That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl, you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger.
- Georgia: If you work for the CIA, how come you hang around with dentists?
- Harvey Greenfield: He's installing a miniature radio transmitor in my wisdom tooth.
- Harvey Greenfield: [to Nurse Dickinson] You know, you look different when you're all dressed up. In the office, you sort of look like a large Band-Aid.
- Harvey Greenfield: That's not the old Julian Winston I knew in the old days. The dancing dentist at the Copa every night with a new girl.
- Dr. Julian Winston: I understand we've been *very* naughty.
- Mrs. Durant: Well, I don't know about you, but all I had was one little caramel.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Besides being bad for your teeth, Mrs. Durant, think of how caramel can hurt those splendid hips.
- [pats her hip]
- Mrs. Durant: Oh, isn't he a marvelous dentist!
- Harvey Greenfield: Great.
- Mrs. Durant: With his talents, he would have made an even better obstetrician.
- Harvey Greenfield: Excuse me, Sergeant, eh, Miss Dickinson. Dr. Winston asked me to make an appointment for a lady friend of mine.
- Stephanie: How about a week from Tuesday at 7 AM?
- Harvey Greenfield: You're kidding. I'm asleep at 7 AM.
- Stephanie: Oh, I thought the appointment was for a lady?
- Harvey Greenfield: That's right. We're both asleep at 7 AM. I'm sorry, I hope I haven't shocked you.
- Stephanie: No, but it must be a terrible shock for her.
- Harvey Greenfield: What'll you have to drink?
- Stephanie: Let's go all out and have champagne.
- First Waiter: Very good.
- Harvey Greenfield: Domestic.
- Harvey Greenfield: I'm supposed to be your lover, remember. That's the reason you're getting a divorce. So, let's act a little crazy about me, shall we.
- Stephanie: Your hand.
- Harvey Greenfield: What about my hand.
- Stephanie: It's on my knee.
- Harvey Greenfield: Sorry, I thought it was mine.
- Stephanie: [Harvey places his hand on her bottom] Your hand!
- Harvey Greenfield: Look, I'm only human.
- Stephanie: Barely.
- Georgia: Hey, isn't that the woman from the other night?
- Harvey Greenfield: Yeah, I do believe you're right.
- Georgia: Who is she?
- Harvey Greenfield: That's the dentist's, uh, wife.
- Georgia: Well, who's that with the dentist?
- Harvey Greenfield: That's his fianceé
- Georgia: He has a wife and a fianceé?
- Harvey Greenfield: Well, it's better than having two wives.
- [Miss Dickinson has pointed out there is no more room on Greenfield's tab]
- Harvey Greenfield: Julian, I feel insulted. It isn't as if I'm planning to stick ya.
- Dr. Julian Winston: It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either.