Jerry Nelson credited as playing...
The Count • Herry Monster • Two-Headed Monster • The Announcer • Mr. Johnson • Count von Count • The Amazing Mumford • Jerry (Two-Headed Monster) • News Flash Announcer • Sherlock Hemlock • Biff • Announcer • Simon Soundman • Farley • Count • Herbert Birdsfoot • Muppet Performer • The Big Bad Wolf • Tina Twiddlebug • Little Jerry • Fred the Wonder Horse • Mr. Snuffleupagus • Frazzle • Count Von Count • Two Headed Monster • Anything Muppets • Muppet • Big Bad Wolf • Boy • Herry • Hot Pink Alphabeat • Pink Martian • Phil Harmonic • Lefty's Boss • Snuffy • Mr. Chatterly • Cinderella • Fat Blue Patient • Sam the Robot • Singer • Chunky Cheese • Cousin Monster • Mr. Lucky • Nick Normal • Number Guy • Super Grover Announcer • Barry Rhymie • Bennett Snerf • Delivery Man • Jerry • London Frog • Man • Narrator • Balladeer • Harry Monster • Maurice Monster • Pumpkin J Friend • Purple Cheerleader • Rapunzel • Simon • Umpire • Uncle Louie • Vern • Adam T. Glaser • Angry • Bill Smith • Bird • Christopher Columbus • Dr. Livingstone • Frankie Monster • Harry • Little Miss Muffet • London Hog • Mary Rhymie • Mike • Newsboy • Piper Piper • Pumpkin Monotone • Sleeping Beauty • Tough Eddie • Train Conductor • 'Casey McPhee' Singer • Additional Anything Muppets • Andy • Baby Rocky • Baker • Blue Martian • Dentist • Elderly Man • Ernie Statue • Frog • George • Georgie • Gonk • Green Vocalist • Hickory Dickory Duck • High Singer • Lavender Woman • Little Jack Horner • Lord Hog • Oak Tree • Pierre • Potato • Pumpkin Tarnish Brother • Servant • Singer 'Don't Waste Water' • Storyteller • Tablecloth • The Fastest Person in the Kingdom • The Smartest Person in the Kingdom • Tornado • Trevor Trout • Witch • Bartender • Big Barney • Brother • Car • Carlos • Clothing Store Clerk • Dog • Driver • Duck • Dwarves • Father Bird • Frankie • Green Singer • Jack Be Nimble • Japanese Storyteller • Jerry Monster • King • Lady with Tall Hat • Lady with a Tall Hat • Lavender Beatnik • Librarian • Melvin Milk • Mervin • Monsters • Mouse • Old Mother Hubbard • Pamela • Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich • Princess • Professor Nucleus Von Fission • Pumpkin Orange Brother • Red Monster • Ricardo Monsterban • Rick • Royal Doctor • Sammy the Snake • Sandy the Snake • Sergeant Thursday • Sheriff • Sheriff Shrimp • Shoemaker • Singer 'I'm the Big One Now' • Singer 'There's a Lot of Different Ways to Get to School' • Sneaky • Snookey • Snooks • Sparkey • Teacher • The Country Mouse • The Hare • Well-Clad Wolf • Yogi • Young George Washington • 4-Sweater Boy • 5-Sweater Boy • Alphabeat • Angry Man #1 • Aristocrat • Barry • Bassist • Big Good Wolf • Blue Man • Blue Moviegoer • Blue Sailor • Bowler Hat • Brown • Chester O'Leary • Classmate • Customer • Daddy Bird • Drippy • Electrician • Emperor • Ernest the Grouch • Farmer Brown • Fat Blue Cowboy • Fat Blue Spider Actor • Fireman • Frazzletone • French Toast • Girl • Girl Circler • Greaser • Green AM Boy • Green Alphabeat • Green Son • Guardian Angel • Hare • Haystack • Herald • Hopalong Hamster • Host • I.M. Pig • Inchworm • Jill • Kathy's Friend • Kermit the Forg • King's Horse • Last • Lavender Arab • Lavender Girl • Lavender Moviegoer • Lavender Witch • Louie • Mary • Middle • Mommy Snuffleupagus • Mount Snuffleupagus • Mr. Big • Mr. Foot • Natalie the Cow • Old King Cole • Old Macdonald • Old Man • One of the Tarnish Brothers • Over the Top Lead Singer • Painting of a Bowl of Fruit • Parker Monster • Peanut Butter • Poco Loco • Pretty Great Performances Announcer • Pumpkin Man • Radio Announcer • Rocky • Rodeo Rosie • Rooster • Royal Postman • Small Cowboy • Snitch • Spider • Sullivan • Sun • The Gonk • Third Ball • Tortoise • Townsperson #1 • Usher • Vocalist • Young Lady • Zizzy Zoomer #2 • 'News Flash' Announcer • 'Over the Top' lead singer • 'Something Comes Between' Us • AM Boy • AM Monsters • Accordian • Additional Performers • Admiral • Al • Amazing Mumford • Angry Dwarf • Animal Shelter Owner • Announceer • Anouncer • Baby Sparrow • Backflip Counter • Bad Humor Man • Bakery Baker • Ball #3 • Balladeer in 'The Dirtiest Town in the West' • Banana • Bass Elevator Singer • Big Jeffy • Bill Compton Muppet • Birdnardo Birdaluchi • Blue Boy • Blue Greaser • Blue Kid • Boss • Boy Who Cried Monster • Boyfriend • Bruce • Bruce Monster • Caller • Caller #1 • Captain Cabbage • Carny • Cartoon Mouse • Caveman Fred • Caveman Segment Narrator • Channel Announcer • Chick • Clam • Construction Foreman • Cookie Hood • Corny the Corn • Country Mouse • Country Singer • Cow • Cow #2 • Cowboy • Cowpoke • Creepy Connie • Custodian • Cyranose De Bergerac • Cyranose de Bergerac • DJ • Daughter • David Finch • Deputy • Disc Jockey • Dr. Livingston • Dr. Wolf • Dwarf • Ederly man • Elmo • Farmer • Fat Blue • Fat Blue Cowpoke • Fat Blue Hippie • Fat Blue Man • Fat Blue Sailor • Fat Blue Subject • Female Teacher • Fico • Fiddler on the roof singer • Firefighter Monster • Foot • Football • Foreman • Fred the Horse • French Grouch • Garage Mechanic • Gate Guard • Genie • Giant • Grandmother • Granny Grouch • Greaser in the Park • Green Beatnik • Green Boy • Green Cowboy • Green Driver • Green Guy • Green Guy Named Ed • Green Man • Grouch Justice of the Peace • Guntag Gelman Jones • Guy • Hairy Man • Happy Squares Vocalist #1 • Harvey's Victim • Herman Bird • Honker • Honkers • Ice Cream Man • Ike • J.P, Monderporg • Jack • Jerome • Jimmy • Joe • Joe Busby • Kid with Kermit • Kids • Lavender • Lavender Boy • Lavender Cowboy • Lavender Customer • Lavender Man • Lavender Man ('ET Family') • Lavender Man in 'ET Family Song' • Lavender Man with Mustache • Lavender Muppet • Lavender Nomad • Lavender P Lover • Lavender Subject • Lead Sheep • Lefty the Salesman's Boss • Leonard Wolf • Little Bird • Little Bo Peep • Little Boy • Little Girl • Little Miss Muffett • Lonely Guy • Long-Haired Customer • Lord Chatterly • Lover #1 • Magic Mirror • Magic Painting Lady • Martian • Martian #1 • Marty • Matilda • Mean Manny • Mice • Mirror • Mission Control Announcer • Moe • Mommy Bird • Monkey Flip Counter • Monster #4 • Monster Cowboy • Movie Annoucer • Movie Patron • Mr. Hat • Mr. Morley • Mr. Ogden • Mr. Quincy • Mumford • News Flash Anouncer • Newspaper Boy • Nick Normal and the Nickmatics • Noel Cowherd • Old Man with Cane • Old Timer • Oscar the Grouch • Over the Top • Over the Top Singer • Over the Top lead singer • Painting • Patient • Pig • Pig #1 • Pig #2 • Pig #s 3 and 5 • Pigs • Pilot • Plane Flier • Porker Piper • Postman • Prince #1 • Professor Huggins • Professor Nucleus von Fission • Pumpkin 'J Friends' Singer • Pumpkin Cowboy • Purple Balladeer • Purple Grouch • Quincy • Red Martian • Reddish-Magenta Cowboy • Rhymin' Lyman • Richard Altman • Royal Lackey • Royal Subject • Rubber Ball • Rubber Balls • Salida Dancer • Sanitation Man • Saxophonist • School Teacher • Sheep #1 • Short King • Short Red Monster • Singer 'In My Book' • Singer 'The Inside Story' • Singer 'Thirteen Turkeys' • Singer 'Turkey in the Straw' • Singer 'Ways to Get to School' • Singer 'Ways to Get to School' and 'The Iguana' • Sir John Feelgood • Small beady-eyed subject • Snowman • Son #2 • Subject • Subject #2 • Teeth • Tenor Vocalist • The Animal Shelter Customer • The Bird Father • The Blue King • The Emperor • The Genie of the Cookie Tin • The Justice of Disturbing the Peace • The London Frog • The Lost Person • The Miller's Daughter • The Oat Bran Band Lead singer • The Sad King Pierre • The Short King • The Sun • The Two-Headed Monster • The Young Man Who Lives in a Glove • The Young Man who Lives in a Glove • Thomas Twiddlebug • Tiger • Timmy Twiddlebug • Tony • Two Headed Monster [Left] • Two Headed-Monster (Frank) • Two- Headed Monster • Uncle Talbot • V • Various Muppets • Verne • Veterinarin • Vidal Spitton • Villager • Walter • Western Mouse • Wolf • Woman • Xavier • Young Man who Lives in a Glove • Young Villager • Zydeco Band Lead Singer
- Old King Cole: What ho! Bring me my royal pipe. And step on it.
- Kermit the Frog: [to the TV audience] At this point, you might think we'd go for the cheap joke. But we're not going to.
- Fat Blue: [in Grover's taxi] I do not want to go to the museum, I do not want to go the movies, I do not want to go to the zoo! I want YOU to drive ME to the library!
- Grover: Gladly, sir. If you do not mind waiting.
- Fat Blue: Waiting? Waiting for what?
- Grover: 'Til I get my car fixed. It is broken.
- Fat Blue: I can't wait 'til your car is fixed. I'm in a hurry!
- Grover: Oh alright, sir, if you are going to be difficult.
- [calls out]
- Grover: Hey, Herry! Forget the gargage. We need to go to the library!
- Fat Blue: But I'm in a hurry. Hey...?
- Grover: Well in that case I shall call you a taxi.
- [calls out]
- Grover: Taxi! Taxi, we got a library job! Taxi! They never stop when you need them. Have you ever noticed that?
- Ernie: You know, whenever I'm not sleepy, Bert tells me to count sheep.
- Count von Count: "Count Sheep?" Who's that?
- Ernie: Uh, uh, it's not a who, it's a what.
- Grover: Hello, sir, and welcome to Grover's Taxi.
- Fat Blue: Oh no, it's you!
- Grover: Yes it is I, your furry blue taxi driver. What can I do for you, sir?
- Fat Blue: I want to go to the library.
- Grover: Oh a very wise choice. The library is a wonderful place with books to read and you can listen to records like "The Air is Alive with the Sound of Music."
- Fat Blue: I know that. Let's go.
- Grover: You know you can take home books from the library too, if you bring them back of course.
- Fat Blue: I know. That's why I'm going there.
- Grover: Of course you could also go to the zoo.
- Fat Blue: I don't want to go to the zoo!
- Grover: Why? There are lions and tigers there. And the lions go Rrrrroar! And do not forget the monkeys, they are so cute, they go "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!" And you can buy a balloon there.
- Fat Blue: I don't wanna hear "Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh!" I don't want a balloon, I want to go to the library!
- [repeated line]
- Count von Count: Greetings! I am the Count. They call me the Count because I love to count things.
- Pat Playjacks: Are you ready to play our game, Count?
- Count von Count: Oh, Yes. Sure thing, Pat.
- Pat Playjacks: What is your guess and how many pig squeals do you think it will be?
- Count von Count: Uh, One squeal, No make it two squeals, No wait, three squeals, No four squeals for five squeals.
- Pat Playjacks: Uh, Count. We can only take one guess.
- Count von Count: One guess, Two guesses, THREE!
- Pat Playjacks: THREE! Is three your guess? Okay, That's your guess. Three pig squeals so give the pig a spin on that turntable.
- The Monster Cookie: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF, PAL!
- Cookie Monster: [Shocks and surprised] Uh, Uh, Cookie Talked!
- The Monster Cookie: Me not cookie, Me monster.
- Cookie Monster: Why, me too. Me, Cookie Monster.
- The Monster Cookie: Me, Monster Cookie.
- The Announcer: We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!"
- Gordon Robinson: Hey, Zelda! You're on!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Zelda the Chicken: [Translating] For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is proud because chickens lay eggs,
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] And eggs are good for you.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the...
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] ... in the summer.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is also very proud that she can...
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] Can cluck!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] Just remember, Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Cluck-Cluck]
- Gordon Robinson: You're Welcome, Zelda!
- The Announcer: This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!
- Mr. Johnson: Oh boy, A bakery shop. Donuts, Cake, Cookies, Etc... I love this place.
- Grover: Oh, Hello, Sir!
- Mr. Johnson: Wait a minute, I know you! You are that waiter from over at Charlie's!
- Grover: Yes, I have many jobs over the years.
- Mr. Johnson: Alright, I want to make this very simple and not make any trobule, I would to buy a...
- Grover: [as he interrupts Mr. Johnson's sentence] Excuse me, Sir! Sorry to interrupt you, But I must ask you to please take a number.
- Mr. Johnson: But I am the only one in here!
- Grover: I am sorry, Sir. But that is our policy. The sign says John's Bakery, Not Grover's Bakery. I only work here.
- Mr. Johnson: Alright, I'll take a number.
- Grover: Now, The machine will give you number. And when I call the number, You will be served, So go ahead!
- [as Mr. Johnson pulls the lever of the number machine, It came out a sheet of the number]
- Grover: Very good. And what's your number?
- Mr. Johnson: Forty!
- Grover: Forty! And that's your number!
- The Announcer: We interrupt this presentation to bring you "A message from your local chicken!"
- Gordon Robinson: Hey, Zelda! You're on!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] For those of you who don't speak chicken, Zelda says that she is mighty proud to be a chicken!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is proud because chickens lay eggs,
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] And eggs are good for you.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is also proud that she is covered with feathers that keeps him warn in the winter and hoot in the...
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] ... in the summer.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] She is also very proud that she can...
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] Can cluck!
- Zelda the Chicken: [Clucking]
- Gordon Robinson: [Translating] Just remember, Folks! Dogs bark, Cats meow. Ducks quack, and Cows moo! But only a chicken can cluck.
- Zelda the Chicken: [Cluck-Cluck]
- Gordon Robinson: You're Welcome, Zelda!
- The Announcer: This announcement is sponsored by "The Proud to Be a Chicken Association"!
- Count von Count: Did I say Three?
- Pat Playjacks: Yes!
- Count von Count: I SAID THREE
- [HA-HA-HA!]
- Pat Playjacks: That's right. Three squeals, Count Von Count. YOU WON!
- Count von Count: Oh, I won!
- Prairie Dawn: What? He won? Oh no!
- Pat Playjacks: And now, It's time to pick a prize from the studio filled with fabulous prizes and to show them to us is our Co-hostess, Velma Blank. A fifteen gallon tank of finger paint, A hand crafted grapefruit goggle for the protection of that morning squirt, And the larger than life portrait of America's 2nd favorite game show host, Pat Playjacks.