- Pink Panther: [as the hunter runs across the bridge and back onto the ark he created and laughing hysterically] Why can't humans behave more like animals?
- [repeated lines]
- Sargeant Toto: Yes, Inspector.
- Inspector Clouseau: Don't say "yes". Say "oui".
- Sargeant Toto: Yes, Inspector.
- Narrator: [Pink Panther puts a quarter in a vending machine] Strawberry pop, huh? Great stuff, that strawberry!
- Narrator: [Pink Panther waits, but nothing happens, so he bends down for a look. Strawberry pop sprays in his face] There's your strawberry...
- Narrator: [Ice cubes hit him in the face] Your ice cubes...
- Narrator: [the cup plops on his nose] And your cup! Now, wasn't that refreshing?
- Narrator: [Pink Panther throws the cup on the floor and stomps off] Awww, he's going away mad.
- [Money spews out the change return]
- Narrator: And he forgot his change!
- Narrator: Look at you. You're ready for a night on the town. Uh-oh, it looks like I spoke too soon.
- Narrator: [the Pink Panther looks at his leg and notices that he has a loose thread. He starts pulling on the loose thread until he's unravelled all of the fur on his bottom half] Now look what you've done. You've defurred yourself...
- Narrator: [background noises are replaced by the Pink Panther coming in in a pink fur coat and a black top hat] Now I've seen everything. Nitwit.