Eve Plumb credited as playing...
Jan Brady
- Jan Brady: Well, all day long at school I hear how great Marcia is at this or how wonderful Marcia did that! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Jan Brady: I'd like to buy a wig, please.
- Saleswoman: Not for yourself. Why would you want to cover such beautiful blonde hair?
- Jan Brady: You'd understand if you had two blonde sisters at home.
- Saleswoman: Oh. So we want a complete change, do we?
- Jan Brady: Yes, ma'am.
- Saleswoman: Okay. What kind of style are you looking for?
- Jan Brady: I don't know. Something wild. Kooky. Kinda like something you're wearing.
- Saleswoman: This is my own hair.
- Jan Brady: Oh! I'm so sorry!
- Saleswoman: Not half as sorry as I am.
- Carol Ann Brady: Jan, I think you may need glasses.
- Jan Brady: Glasses! Oh, no, Mom! Not glasses! They'll make me look absolutely, positively goofy!