The Benny Hill Show (1969–1989)
Jackie Wright: Self, Various Roles, Various Characters
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Quotes
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Sheriff Bill Jardine : Hey, do we know Ace Dickey?
Deputy Leroy : Yeah. Did five years for statutory rape.
Sheriff Bill Jardine : Why now, anybody who rapes a statue deserves what he gets!
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Traveller : I say, is this Platt's Bottom?
Toddy : No, it's not, it's mine!
Traveller : Well, where do I find Platt's Bottom?
Toddy : Well, you don't start from there!
Traveller : Well, which direction is it?
Toddy : I don't know.
Paddy : Me neither.
Traveller : You're not very bright, are you?
Chirpy Chuckles : No, but we ain't lost!