Carole Shelley credited as playing...
Gwendolyn
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: It's like Equatorial Africa on our side of the building.
- Cecily Pigeon: Well, last night it was so bad, Gwen and I sat there in Nature's own cooling ourselves in front of the open fridge. Can you imagine such a thing?
- Oscar Madison: Well, I'm working on it.
- [laughter from the ladies]
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: Actually, it's impossible to get a night's sleep. Ces and I really don't know what to do about it.
- Oscar Madison: Why don't you sleep with an air conditioner?
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: Well, we haven't got one.
- Oscar Madison: I know, but we have.
- [more peals of laughter from the ladies]
- Felix Ungar: I'll be in the way.
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: How could you possibly be in anyone's way?
- Oscar Madison: You want to see a typewritten list?
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: Oh, haven't you said enough already?
- Oscar Madison: Felix, I'd like you to meet two elevator acquaintances of mine. Gwendolyn and Cecily.
- Cecily Pigeon: No, Cecily and Gwendolyn.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, Terribly sorry, Cecily and Gwendolyn. Eh, don't tell me. Eh, Robin? No, Cardinal?
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: No, Wrong both times, It's Pigeon.
- Oscar Madison: Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon, The Pigeon sisters.
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: Or as our friends at Chelsea use to call us, the Cuckoo Pigeon sisters.
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.
- Felix Ungar: Felix.
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: Oh, right, Felix.
- Cecily Pigeon: Like the cat.
- Gwendolyn Pigeon: Oh, well, the Pigeon sisters had better beware of the cat.