A Guide for the Married Man (1967)
Walter Matthau: Paul Manning
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Quotes
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Ed Stander : Basic principle number one - never say you'll be where you can be proved not to be.
Paul Manning : Boy oh boy it just gets more complicated.
Ed Stander : Protecting your loved ones is hard work.
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Paul Manning : That's the trouble with Ruth, she's such a wonderful wife.
Ed Stander : Look Paul, if you care enough for your wife you can always find something about her you can't stand.
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Paul Manning : Do all married guys do it Ed?
Ed Stander : No, maybe there comes a time in every marriage when a guy considers it but not all of them give in to it, only 43%. Which I think is about to go up to 44%.
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Paul Manning : [to wife] Well if you think I'm going to stick about here just watching you be cheerful you've got another think coming!