Arthur Hunnicutt credited as playing...
Bull
- Bull Harris: [about Cole and Mississippi going on patrol] If you're gonna do that, here's a couple of badges.
- [gives them to Cole and Mississippi]
- Bull Harris: Now, raise your right hand.
- [they do as told]
- Bull Harris: I forgot the words, but you better say 'I do'!
- Cole, Mississippi: I do!
- Bull Harris: Now you're deputies!
- Mississippi: You suppose these will do any good if somebody takes a shot at us?
- Bull Harris: Give them a good mark to shoot at.
- Bull Harris: [while mixing the hangover cure] Here's your gunpowder.
- Cole: *Gunpowder?*
- Bull Harris: Yup. Mississippi remembered it on the way to the store.
- Mississippi: Put it in, Bull.
- Bull Harris: All of it?
- Mississippi: Uh-huh, all of it.
- Cole: I hope you don't... blow him up!
- Cole: Either one of ya know a fast way to sober a man up?
- Bull Harris: A bunch of howlin' indians out for hair'll do it quicker'n anything I know.
- Bull Harris: ...might have anyhow if I wasn't tryin' to figure out what that fella's got on his head.
- Mississippi: It called a hat.
- Bull Harris: Well, I'll have to take your word for it.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Joe never was much good on that piano, was he?
- Bull Harris: No, and you shooting them strings out didn't help none either.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Bull, you go on shooting, we'll try to move up a little closer.
- Bull Harris: Just give me another gun and I'll play Marching Through Georgia.
- Bull Harris: Watch it, the way your hand's shaking don't let it get near the trigger.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Now don't you get on me, Bull.
- Bull Harris: I ain't started yet.
- Doctor Donovan: You know these wounds were made by buckshot don't you?
- Cole: I thought they were.
- Doctor Donovan: Who was using a shotgun?
- Cole: A certain young man... .
- Mississippi: I was using a shotgun, Doc.
- Doctor Donovan: You? I thought you was on their side.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: He was.
- Mississippi: I told you I was no good with a gun.
- Bull Harris: Trouble is, Doc, Cole was in front of the gun. The safe place is behind Mississippi when he shoots that thing.
- Cole: When do you expect the United States Marshal?
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Oh man, I don't remember the last time he was here.
- Bull Harris: He was here. You gave him a big welcome. Flung a bottle at him.
- Cole: An empty bottle?
- Bull Harris: Yeah, he wasn't that far gone.
- Bull Harris: I reckon he's got a more interesting misery than you got, Sheriff.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Look, Doc, I don't wanna take up your time but, er, mine's still bleeding.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Bull, I need you.
- Bull Harris: You what?
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: I need you, Bull.
- Bull Harris: Now if you start being nice to me, I'll quit you for sure. Shock'd be too much. I'd sooner have you hungover and nasty.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Speaking of that, how about a little drink, Bull?
- Bull Harris: Darn it. Took you a long time to think of that one.
- Cole: Where is Mississippi?
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Who is Mississippi?
- Cole: Well, that's the kid... fella that was around with us all night.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Where is he?
- Cole: That's what I was asking Bull.
- Bull Harris: Across the street at the stable. Saw someone pointing a gun after us.
- Cole: He ought to know better than that.
- Bull Harris: You want me to go after him?
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Bull, you certainly ought to know better.
- Bull Harris: The first time in two months I've felt like doing something for you, now you don't want me to do it.
- Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Was there something wrong with that or is it just my hangover?
- Bull Harris: You made better sense when you was drinking.
- Cole: The girl was right; they're still up there.
- Bull Harris: Sure are... hit me right in the bugle!