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The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming (1966)

Theodore Bikel: Captain

The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming

Theodore Bikel credited as playing...

Captain

Quotes5

  • [first lines]
  • [Rozanov arrives on the bridge of the Russian submarine after learing from the chart man how close they are to the USA coast]
  • Rozanov: [in Russian, subtitled] What is it Captain? What are you doing?
  • Rozanov: [to a chart man in Russian] Show me our position.
  • [the chart man shows Rozanov how close they are to an island]
  • Rozanov: [in Russian] What? *What*? Tovarich Captain...
  • Captain: [in Russian] Take it easy.
  • Rozanov: [in Russian] Permit me, Captain. Look at our position.
  • Captain: [in Russian] I don't need your advice.
  • Rozanov: [in Russian] But this is dangerous! The chart is old! We do not know these waters.
  • Russian sailor: [in Russian] Comrade Captain, our depth is at twenty-eight fathoms.
  • Rozanov: Tovarich Captain...
  • Captain: [in Russian] Rozanov, shut up! You are a fool!
  • Rozanov: [in Russian] What? But we're at twenty-eight!
  • Captain: [in Russian] Leave the tower or I'll place you under arrest!
  • Russian sailor: [in Russian] Twenty-three fathoms.
  • Rozanov: [in Russian] Don't you hear it?
  • Captain: [in Russian] Rozanov, I gave you an order!
  • [after a pause as the beeping of the sonar grows more intense]
  • Russian sailor: [in Russian] Sixteen fathoms!
  • Rozanov: [in Russian to the sailors] Surface! Stop engines!
  • Captain: [in Russian] How dare you!
  • Russian sailor: [in Russian] Twelve fathoms!
  • Captain: [in Russian] Down periscope! Full speed astern!
  • Russian sailor: [in Russian, looking as the sonar] Eight... seven... six... five...
  • [the submarine shutters violently as it runs aground]
  • Link Mattocks: Tell the Captain he's under arrest.
  • Rozanov: But I...
  • Link Mattocks: Tell the Captain he's under arrest!
  • Rozanov: [in Russian, subtitled] The policeman says you are under arrest.
  • Captain: [laughs loudly, speaking in Russian, subtitled] Tell him that I'm going to blow this town to pieces!
  • Link Mattocks: [to Rozanov] What did he say?
  • Rozanov: Well, he's angry, yes. He says, "you stupid idiot," he will blow up the town.
  • Captain: [in Russian, subtitled] Comrade, won't you come aboard? Where is everybody?
  • Rozanov: [in Russian] Comrade Captain, didn't Lysenko reach you?
  • Captain: [in Russian] Lysenko? No. Why do you think I'm here, huh?
  • Rozanov: Tovarishch Kapitan...
  • Captain: [in Russian] Comrade Lieutenant Rozanov, immediately deliver all the shore party aboard.
  • Rozanov: [in Russian] They're not here!
  • Captain: [in Russian] Rozanov, the Americans are lying to you. Don't belive them. They are holding my sailors prisoners.
  • Rozanov: Tovarishch Kapitan...
  • Captain: [in Russian] Comrade Lieutenant Rozanov, I'm giving an order to deliver all my men aboard. Otherwise, I will straighten out this island in such a manner that nobody will be able to find it! I will explode it, do you here me? I will obliterate it from the face of the Earth! I'm giving you three minutes!
  • Captain: [in Russian, subtitled, after the submarine runs aground] Devil take it! What a mess! What a mess.
  • Link Mattocks: [to the Russian sub captain after telling him that he's under arrest] All right, let's have your name and address.
  • Rozanov: [translating in Russian] He wants our address.
  • Captain: [to the Russian sailors, in Russian] Point your gun... take aim right between their eyes!

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