Brian Bedford credited as playing...
Scott Stoddard
- Scott Stoddard: Y'know one of the most beautiful things about a car? If it isn't working properly, you can strip the skin off, expose the insides, find out exactly where the trouble is, take out the faulty part and replace it with a new one. If only we could do that with people!
- Nino Barlini: [With a Japanese maiden on each arm] Hey, sayonara!
- Scott Stoddard: My goodness, Nino, I thought they belonged to the Yamura boys.
- Nino Barlini: I have them on temporary loan.
- Pat Stoddard: Really, two of them?
- Nino Barlini: They are very small. See you later, maybe!
- Scott Stoddard: I really can't promise you anything.
- Pat Stoddard: That's all right. That's the problem, really. People promise each other too much.
- Scott Stoddard: Look, I'm getting up the stairs, I can certainly get down them. If worse comes to the worse, I can always slide down the banisters.
- Pat Stoddard: When he said you had guts, I said you were only stubborn. I just wanted to tell you that he was right and I was wrong. Watching what you've been doing these past few weeks - you shouldn't have been doing it alone.
- Scott Stoddard: Yeah, there's only room for one in the car, you know.