Suzanne Pleshette credited as playing...
Fiddle
- Fiddle: Oh, don't tell me you really thought you knew me.
- Mister Buddwing: I do.
- Fiddle: Prove it.
- Mister Buddwing: You've got a beauty spot behind your left shoulder.
- Fiddle: I've got one, but it's somewhere else, and if you think I'm gonna show you where, you're outta your skull.
- Fiddle: So you don't know who you are? Make a choice. Be whoever you wanna be. That's what actors do. I mean, that's why they're actors. They don't know who they are so they go batting around waiting for some writer to write them a personality.
- Fiddle: I thought I was hip, and here I am falling for the oldest line in the world. "Haven't we met before?"
- Fiddle: Tony? Oh, no. He don't swing like that. Oh, Lord, I am so tired of those AC-DC types. Hey, uh, you normal?
- Mister Buddwing: I don't remember.