How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965)
Mickey Rooney: Peachy Keane
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Quotes
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Peachy Keane : You're wild, chickie babies, wild! But, she is the wildest.
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Johnny : Come on, Cassandra, first we'll teach you how to surf.
Cassandra : That sounds marvy!
Peachy Keane : That sounds peachy.
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Peachy Keane : What makes you so hopeless?
Cassandra : I don't know. I think it has something to do with boys. They make me nervous.
Bonehead : They make *you* nervous?
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Peachy Keane : Well, dear, we'll put this on the train to Atlanta and see if it whistles Dixie!
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Peachy Keane : I'm looking for the perfect girl to go in the perfect bikini along with the perfect boy. Now, these two will be featured in all of our ads depicting the new image of motorcycling. The girl and boy next door ride: Bikini Bikes!
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Peachy Keane : My little peanut, what do they call you?
Peanuts : Peanuts.
Peachy Keane : That's what I get for asking questions. And you, chickie baby, what do they call you?
Chickie : They call me Chickie. How'd you all guess?
Peachy Keane : Oh, fuss and feathers!
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Peachy Keane : Oh, boy, this is bigger than cellophane! B.D. will go ape!
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B.D. 'Big Deal' MacPherson : I knew you were my kind of an ad man the minute you stole your first account from those thieves at BVD & U.
Peachy Keane : Thanks, B.D.!
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Peachy Keane : Now, when you get to the ditch, the ditch! You understand me? The ditch that's covered with straw. Ditch covered with straw - what is it you do?
Eric Von Zipper : I cross that bridge when I come to it.
Peachy Keane : No. No! You don't. You go around it!
Eric Von Zipper : I go around it.
Peachy Keane : Right.
North Dakota Pete : Otherwise you're down in the pit! Without a pendulum.
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Peachy Keane : No! You don't change the roadsigns. J.D. and the Rats change them. And Rick, he goes the wrong way and you go the right way. You understand? You go the right way! Right?
Eric Von Zipper : Right!
Peachy Keane : Right!
