Cathy Steinberg credited as playing...
Sally Brown
- Sally: I've been looking for you, big brother. Will you please write a letter to Santa Claus for me?
- Charlie Brown: Well, I don't have much time. I'm supposed to get down to the school auditorium to direct a Christmas play.
- Sally: [hands a clipboard and pen to Charlie Brown] You write it and I'll tell you what I want to say.
- Charlie Brown: [sticks pen in his mouth] Okay, shoot.
- Sally: [dictating her letter to Santa Claus as Charlie Brown writes it for her] Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer?
- [Charlie Brown looks at her]
- Sally: How is your wife? I have been extra good this year, so I have a long list of presents that I want.
- Charlie Brown: Oh brother.
- Sally: Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?
- Charlie Brown: TENS AND TWENTIES? Oh, even my baby sister!
- Sally: All I want is what I... I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.
- Charlie Brown: Sally, come here.
- Linus Van Pelt: What do you want her for?
- Charlie Brown: She's gonna be your wife.
- [Sally is seen surrounded by hearts and clapping her hands in glee]
- Linus Van Pelt: Good grief.
- Sally: Isn't he the cutest thing?
- [Linus hides himself under his blanket]
- Sally: He has the nicest sense of humor.