Bill Melendez credited as playing...
Snoopy
- Lucy Van Pelt: Snoopy, you'll have to be all the animals in our play. Can you be a sheep?
- Snoopy: Baaa!
- Lucy Van Pelt: How about a cow?
- Snoopy: Moo!
- Lucy Van Pelt: How about a penguin?
- [Snoopy waddles like a penguin]
- Lucy Van Pelt: Yes, he's even a good penguin.
- Snoopy: Roar!
- [Snoopy then fights like a boxer and jumps on Lucy's head, acting like a vulture]
- Lucy Van Pelt: [throwing Snoopy off her head] No, no, no!
- [Snoopy starts mocking Lucy]
- Lucy Van Pelt: Listen, all of you! You've got to take direction! You've got to have discipline! You've got to have respect for your director!
- [notices Snoopy]
- Lucy Van Pelt: I oughta slug you!
- Lucy Van Pelt: [Snoopy licks her face] AAUGH! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine!
- Snoopy: [Snoopy sticks out his tongue] Bleah!
- Lucy Van Pelt: Here he comes! Attention, everyone, here's our director.
- [Charlie Brown enters, while everyone applauds]
- Snoopy: Whoooooooooooooooooooooo.
- Charlie Brown: [sarcastically] Man's best friend.