Roger C. Carmel credited as playing...
- Paul: What do you have to do to get a break? Cut off an ear?
- Zorgus: That's not a bad idea. That's good publicity.
- Paul: How 'bout if I slit my throat?
- Zorgus: You got a deal. You kill yourself, I buy all this junk right now.
- Casey: What do you want?
- Zorgus: More paintings.
- Casey: What for?
- Zorgus: Uh, I might be able to sell them.
- Casey: Oh! I always thought you said he was a bum!
- Zorgus: A live bum, they don't sell. A dead bum is different.
- Zorgus: Nobody falsely accuses Zorgus of being a murderer. I shall personally sue the government of France for one billion francs!
- Carnot: I hope you collect.
- Prince: He collected from Hungary. And they only accused him of being a Nazi.