James Garner credited as playing...
- [first lines]
- Casey: Paul. Paul, have you gone crazy?
- Paul: I've been crazy, I'm now going sane.
- Casey: Paul Sloane has made it possible for me to live in Paris.
- Madame Coco: You mean he keeps you?
- Casey: Sponsors me.
- Casey: I know you're mind's made up, so, anything I say now, I sincerely believe.
- Paul: Casey, the only thing you sincerely believe in is sex.
- Casey: True!
- Cab Driver: You go to a nightclub in the afternoon?
- Casey: It's the only way I can get a good table.
- Casey, Paul: [drunkenly singing] Beautiful dreamer, Wake unto me. Starlight and - - something are waiting, For me...
- Paul: About the hideout, livin' in Coco's is a rotten idea. Why, how can I paint in a place like that?
- Casey: A place like that was good enough for Toulouse-Lautrec. Hiding at Coco's is a *great* idea.
- Casey: This is, uh, Madame Coco La Fontaine. And, uh, the ladies are the Madame's, uh, ethnic dancers.
- Paul: You are out of your nut!
- Casey: Paul, would you rather be a live failure or a dead millionaire?
- Casey: What do you want?
- Zorgus: More paintings.
- Casey: What for?
- Zorgus: Uh, I might be able to sell them.
- Casey: Oh! I always thought you said he was a bum!
- Zorgus: A live bum, they don't sell. A dead bum is different.