Sean Connery credited as playing...
James Bond
- James Bond: Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something.
- Donald "Red" Grant: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man?
- James Bond: Pardon me, do you have a match?
- Kerim's Chauffeur: I use a lighter.
- James Bond: Better still.
- Kerim's Chauffeur: Until they go wrong.
- James Bond: Exactly.
- James Bond: You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.
- Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.
- James Bond: No, it's the right size... for me, that is.
- [refering to the irriating catchphrase Grant keeps repeating]
- James Bond: "Old man?" Is that what you chaps in SMERSH call each other?
- Donald "Red" Grant: SMERSH?
- James Bond: [after a pause] Of course... SPECTRE. And it wasn't a Russian show at all. You've been playing us off against each other, haven't you? And it was SPECTRE who killed the Russian agent in the mosque. You?
- Donald "Red" Grant: [quietly] Uh-huh.
- James Bond: Kerim and the other man?
- Donald "Red" Grant: Uh-huh.
- James Bond: And Nash?
- Donald "Red" Grant: Oh, I don't mind talking. I get a kick out of watching the great James Bond find out what a bloody fool he's been making of himself. We're pros, Mr. Bond. We sweated your recognition code out of one of your men in Tokyo... before he died. I've been keeping tabs on you. I've been your guardian angel. Saved your life at the Gypsy camp.
- [there is a short pause as Bond thinks back and remembers]
- James Bond: Oh, yes. I'm much obliged.
- Tatiana: [Bond first meets Tatiana, who has crawled naked into his hotel bed] You look surprised. I thought you were expecting me.
- James Bond: So, you're Tatiana Romanova.
- Tatiana: My friends call me Tania.
- James Bond: Mine call me James Bond.
- Tatiana: [trying on dresses] I will wear this one in Piccadilly.
- James Bond: You won't. They've just passed some new laws there.
- James Bond: Your clock, is it correct?
- Russian Clerk: Always.
- James Bond: But of course.
- [he walks away, checks his watch, then comes back]
- James Bond: Excuse me, you did say your clock was correct?
- Russian Clerk: Russian clocks are always...
- [the hidden tear-gas bomb explodes]
- [When the two Gypsy girls are brought out to fight, Vavra addresses the tribe in the Romani Gypsy language]
- Kerim Bey: [translating] The women will fight until one of them is dead or surrenders. The winner will marry the man they both love, the loser will be cast out of the tribe, never to return. If both quit, the elders of the tribe will then decide who will marry the chief's son.
- [speaking Romani, Vida lets out a long string of curses, glaring venomously at Zora]
- Kerim Bey: She's saying that...
- James Bond: Yes, I think I got it without the subtitles.
- [on seeing Kerim Bey's office in shambles]
- James Bond: Well... who won?
- Kerim Bey: I had visitors. Limpet mine on the wall outside - timed to catch me at my desk. But by good fortune, I was relaxing on the settee for a few moments. The girl left in hysterics.
- James Bond: Found your technique too violent?
- James Bond: [in atypical self-effacement] Suppose when she meets me in the flesh I-I don't come up to expectations?
- M: Just see that you do.
- [Moneypenny, M, and other officials are listening to Bond's taped interview of Tatiana Romanova]
- Tatiana: There are 24 symbols, 16 code keys. It is inserted in a slot and de message comes out in a peppa roll from a nozzle slot on ze other side. The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?
- James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.
- Man in a Punt: Great sport, this!
- Woman in a Punt: What?
- Man in a Punt: I said, it's great sport, this punting!
- [Their punt passes another one beached behind some reeds, where James and Sylvia are making out]
- James Bond: I couldn't agree with him more.
- Sylvia Trench: Mmm, I may even give up golf for it.
- James Bond: Now, listen, just do as I say, will you?
- Tatiana: Yes, James.
- [James slaps Tatiana on the fanny]
- Tatiana: But, there are some English customs - zat are going to be changed.
- James Bond: But, of course, darling.
- [hands Tatiana his tie, she puts it in her mouth, stretches it out, smiles, and playfully laughs]