Patti Page credited as playing...
Joanne McIllenny
- Joanne McIllenny: Will power, darling. Remember our diet.
- Howard McIllenny: Your diet, sweetheart. I'm not exactly what you could call fat.
- Joanne McIllenny: That's unkind, Howard. After all, I'm only doing it for your sake.
- Cathy: As you know, it's a scientific survey dealing with - very intimate matters.
- Joanne McIllenny: Yes, I've read some of them. Wow!
- Cathy: I know. You don't mind if I ask you some highly personal questions?
- Joanne McIllenny: Well, it isn't every day a girl gets a chance to talk about - science!
- Joanne McIllenny: That's the girl that interviewed me the other day.
- Howard McIllenny: What? About what, Joanne?
- Joanne McIllenny: Nothin' important. Sex.
- Joanne McIllenny: It's not that I don't trust Howie; but, last night he was singing in the shower - in French!
- Joanne McIllenny: It's a strange thing about a monster. You sort of get used to havin' it around the house.