Howard Morris credited as playing...
Howard McIllenny
- Fred Williams: In view of past history, I don't think Cathy and I will be seeing any of you again.
- Howard McIllenny: Oh, don't say that Fred. You're not going to let a dame like that bust up a friendship.
- Fred Williams: A dame like what?
- Howard McIllenny: Well, gee, Fred! You know, a dame who...
- Fred Williams: That does it. Stand up, buster.
- Howard McIllenny: I am standing up.
- Fred Williams: If you had any guts, you'd be taller.
- Joanne McIllenny: Will power, darling. Remember our diet.
- Howard McIllenny: Your diet, sweetheart. I'm not exactly what you could call fat.
- Joanne McIllenny: That's unkind, Howard. After all, I'm only doing it for your sake.
- Doug Jackson: Of all the bonehead leads!
- Fred Williams: I'm sorry, partner. I'm just not with it today.
- Howard McIllenny: Slam, Game, and Rubber!
- Howard McIllenny: We'd be just wasting our time.
- George Drayton: Not necessarily. What if we waste Fred's time?
- Doug Jackson: Yeah! It would serve him right.
- Howard McIllenny: For what?
- Doug Jackson: For being so damn right! Right?
- George Drayton: Right!
- Howard McIllenny: I signed up for a course on Creative Accounting at the New School for Social Research.
- Joanne McIllenny: That's the girl that interviewed me the other day.
- Howard McIllenny: What? About what, Joanne?
- Joanne McIllenny: Nothin' important. Sex.