Irene Ryan credited as playing...
Daisy Moses
- Granny: Elly May done popped the buttons off her shirt again.
- Jed Clampett: Elly May carries herself proud with her shoulders throwed back.
- Granny: It ain't her shoulders that have been poppin' these buttons.
- Granny: How do you like yer possum, Lowell, fallin' off the bones tender or with a little fight left in it?
- Lowell Redlings Farquhar: [looking slightly nauseated] I'm really not hungry.
- Jed Clampett: [Jethro has decided that he'd like to become a Bullfighter, and has asked Jed if they can get a bull, so he can practice. Jed presents the idea to Granny] Granny, I got a idea. Let's get us a bull.
- Granny: What?
- Jed Clampett: Now, hear me out. We been wantin' to have a good ol' fashioned barbecue.
- Granny: But, Jethro'll go to fightin' it!
- Jed Clampett: Not for long. 'Pears to me they ain't nothin' a man can get his fill of, faster, than scrappin' with a bull.
- Granny: Ain'tcha afraid he'll git hurt?
- Jed Clampett: Nahh. A good stout bull can take care o' hisself.
- Granny: Well, if there's one thing Jethro'd like better than fightin' it, it'd be eatin' it!
- Jed Clampett: This way, he can do both!
- Granny: [to Jethro] When you was 6 years old, your idea of mustard plaster was somthin' you put on a hot dog.