Bert Michaels credited as playing...
Snowboy
- Lieutenant Schrank: [as they exit] Say goodbye to the nice boys, Krupke.
- Officer Krupke: Goodbye, boys.
- Snowboy: [mimicking Krupke] "Goodbye, boys."
- Action: [mimicking Shranke] "You hoodlums don't own the streets."
- Snowboy: "Go play in the park!"
- Action: "Keep off of the grass."
- Ice: "Get outta the house!"
- Action: "Keep off the block!"
- A-Rab: "Get outta here!"
- Action: "Keep off of the world!" A gang that don't own the street is nothin'!
- Riff: WE DO OWN IT!
- Anybodys, Tomboy: [spitefully] Bernardo's girl wants to help?
- Action: Even a greaseball's got feelin's.
- Anybodys, Tomboy: But she wants to help get Tony!
- Anita: [panicking] No!
- Action: Not much, Bernardo's tramp.
- A-Rab: Bernardo's pig.
- Anita: Don't...
- Action: You lyin' spic!
- Anita: Don't do that!
- Snowboy: Gold tooth! Pierced ear!
- Action: Garlic mouth!
- [gang start physically harassing Anita]
- Action: Cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha!
- Lieutenant Schrank: [shouting to the others] BREAK IT UP, YOU PUNKS! Cut it out! Come on, let's break it up, l said! Come on! Break it up! COME ON!
- Officer Krupke: Alright, knock it off. Get up. Come on. Settle down.
- Lieutenant Schrank: How many times have l told you punks to cut this stuff out?
- Riff: Why, if it ain't Lieutenant Schrank.
- The Jets: Top o' the day, Lieutenant Schrank.
- Bernardo: And Officer Krupke.
- The Sharks: Top o' the day, Officer Krupke.
- Officer Krupke: [points at the sharks] l'll give you the top o' the head.
- Lieutenant Schrank: Hey, you, get down!
- A-Rab: But we're havin' such fun.
- Snowboy: We enjoy the playground.
- Riff: Ah, see, it keeps us deprived children off of the foul city streets.
- Officer Krupke: Shut up.
- A-Rab: And born like we was on the hot pavements.
- Officer Krupke: You wanna get your skull broke?
- Lieutenant Schrank: Hey, Baby John, come here! COME HERE!
- [comes up to Lieutenant Schrank, and looks at the sharks]
- Lieutenant Schrank: All right! Now, which one of these Puerto Ricans bloodied you? Huh?
- Baby John: [looks at Schrank] W-Well, sir, uh...
- Lieutenant Schrank: [points at them] Which one?
- Riff: Uh... Uh, excuse me, sir. As a matter of fact, uh... we suspicion that the job was done by a cop.
- Snowboy: Two cops.
- Action: [points at the Jets] At the very least.
- Officer Krupke: lmpossible.
- Bernardo: ln America, nothing is impossible.
- [they both laugh]
- Riff: I'm really proud of ya, buddy boys. You did good at the dance.
- Action: So where are they?
- Riff: Unwind, Action. Any sign of Tony?
- Action: Invisible man.
- A-Rab: What do you think the Sharks are gonna ask for?
- Riff: Mercy.
- Snowboy: Just rubber hoses maybe.
- Riff: Relax, little man.
- Graziella, Riff's Girl: You tell him, daddy-o.
- Snowboy: We thought they nabbed you.
- A-Rab: Go on.
- Ice: You didn't see Tony?
- A-Rab: Nah. Nothin' but coppers.
- Action: [points at Baby John] What's wrong with him?
- A-Rab: There's nothin' wrong. He's okay, you got that?
- Action: All right, all right!
- Snowboy: Maybe we oughta go home.
- Action: For what?
- Big Deal: Betcha they got him.
- Ice: Not Tony.
- A-Rab: He was great. Huh, Baby John?
- Baby John: Oh, yeah. He really come through for the Jets.
- A-Rab: Just like Riff said he...
- [trails off]
- A-Rab: Said he would.
- [Graziella starts to cry]
- Graziella, Riff's Girl: Riff! I want Riff!
- Snowboy: [comfortingly] Come on, Graziella.
- Tiger: Nobody was supposed to get killed. It's just...
- Action: They're gonna pay!
- A-Rab: Them stinkin' Sharks!
- Snowboy: The trouble is he's lazy!
- Joyboy: The trouble is he drinks!
- Baby John: The trouble is he's crazy!
- A-Rab: The trouble is he stinks!
- Mouthpiece: The trouble is he's growing!
- Action: The trouble is he's grown!
- The Jets: Krupke, we've got trouble of our own! Gee, Officer Krupke we're down on our knees!
- Riff: 'Cause no one wants a fella with a social disease!
- The Jets: Gee, Officer Krupke what are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke, krup you!