Robert Banas credited as playing...
Joyboy
- Action: We've gotta show them who's on top!
- Joyboy: The Jets!
- Action: Let's do it now!
- Baby John: Hey, haven't we had enough?
- Action: What's the matter; you scared?
- Baby John: Well... who're you callin' scared?
- A-Rab: Lay off of him.
- Action: Mind your own business.
- A-Rab: Don't start up on me, or I'll punch in your stupid...
- Action: You'll do what? Huh?
- [Action and A-Rab start fighting]
- Ice: KNOCK IT OFF!
- Snowboy: The trouble is he's lazy!
- Joyboy: The trouble is he drinks!
- Baby John: The trouble is he's crazy!
- A-Rab: The trouble is he stinks!
- Mouthpiece: The trouble is he's growing!
- Action: The trouble is he's grown!
- The Jets: Krupke, we've got trouble of our own! Gee, Officer Krupke we're down on our knees!
- Riff: 'Cause no one wants a fella with a social disease!
- The Jets: Gee, Officer Krupke what are we to do? Gee, Officer Krupke, krup you!