Milton Berle credited as playing...
Milton Berle
- Milton Berle: Y'know, between comedians and singers, women always go for singers. I know. When I was younger, I appeared in a lot of Broadway shows. Some romantic baritone would come along and the girl would start breathin' hard. Boy, if I had my life to live over again, I'd be a singer.
- Milton Berle: That's very flattering but I can think of many greater comedians than myself; for instance, there's eh - there's um - or - You know, maybe you're right.
- Milton Berle: Well, sir, this is a very, very fantastic figure. You know, the first time I read it I didn't know if this was what you were going pay me or my social security number.
- Milton Berle: I'll make you so funny your only problem will be to get her to stop laughing long enough to have babies.
- Milton Berle: I have a gag that I always do. It's dynamite. It's the best thing that I've ever done.
- Jean-Marc Clement: Is this material original?
- Milton Berle: Original?
- Jean-Marc Clement: Mm-hmm.
- Milton Berle: Forget it, we'll try something else.
- Jean-Marc Clement: Show me what I can do with a woman.
- Milton Berle: After what I read about you, I'm sure that you could show me.
- Milton Berle: Sir, it's all according to how funny you're talking about. Are you talking about ha-ha funny or ha-ha-ha funny or hardy har har funny?