Touch of Evil (1958)
Akim Tamiroff: 'Uncle' Joe Grandi
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Quotes
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Susan : You know what's wrong with you, Mr Grandi? You've being seeing too many gangster movies. Mike may be spoiling some of your fun.
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : Mike?
Susan : My husband, yeah! And if you're trying to scare me into calling him off, let me tell you something Mr. Grandi. I may be scared, but he wont be.
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'Uncle' Joe Grandi : You just said it yourself. Somebody's reputation has got to be ruined. Why shouldn't it be Vargas'.
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'Uncle' Joe Grandi : In this thing we're partners, see. Shall we - drink to that?
Quinlan : I don't...
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : Juanita, two more double bourbons. Make 'em nice and big.
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Susan : You silly little pig.
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : Who are you talking about?
Susan : I'm talking about you. You ridiculous, old fashioned, jug-earred, lopsided, little Caesar.
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : I didn't get that Señora. You'll have to talk slow.
Susan : I'm talking slow. But, in a minute I'll start to yell.
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : I wouldn't do that Señora.
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'Uncle' Joe Grandi : Oh, what a set up to work with! One brother in jail, two brothers dead. And nobody left to carry on the business but a bunch of nephews!
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'Uncle' Joe Grandi : We going to get him where it really hurts - and without laying a hand on him! He's got a reputation. He's got a young bride. He's going to leave this town wishing he and that wife of his had never born.
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Quinlan : What do you want?
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : Nothing, Captain. Nothing that you don't want too.
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'Uncle' Joe Grandi : You got her undressed?
Girl Gang Member #1 : Yeah. We have scattered our reefer stubs around.
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : You kids didn't use none of that stuff yourself, huh?
Girl Gang Member #2 : You think we're crazy?
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : Nobody in the Grandi Family gets hooked. Understand? That's the rule.
Girl Gang Member #1 : We blew the smoke at her clothes, that's all.
Girl Gang Member #2 : Like you said, we put on a good show to scare her.
'Uncle' Joe Grandi : Let's hope it was good enough.