George Douglas credited as playing...
Sheriff Dubbitt
- Jess Stout: [about the Sheriff's gun] You're not going to use that on her, are you?
- Sheriff Dubbitt: What do you want me to do, put salt on her tail?
- [Charlie finds a giant footprint on the Archer's yard]
- Charlie: Wow! What is that?
- Sheriff Dubbitt: I don't know. Whatever it is, it wasn't made by some Japanese gardener.
- Charlie: What's with her? Is she off her rocker or something?
- Sheriff Dubbitt: Don't look back. But as long as she pays most of the taxes around here, we play along with her.
- Sheriff Dubbitt: Oh, Charlie. Go get the riot gun. We're taking a ride out to the desert with Mrs. Archer.
- Charlie: Right. Why the heavy artillery, Chief?
- Sheriff Dubbitt: There's a flying satellite and a 30-foot giant a few miles out on Route 66.
- Charlie: [runs into office then runs back out] A thirty-foot giant? Oh, no.
- Charlie: She's tearing outta here like she was headin' for the moon!
- Sheriff Dubbitt: Poor, mixed-up, Mrs. Archer. I feel kinda sorry for her.
- Charlie: Yeah, well, I feel a lot sorrier for her husband if she ever catches him with that Honey Parker, he's got stashed away at the hotel. Ooh, what a doll!
- Sheriff Dubbitt: Run my car into town and get the riot gun, Charlie. Bring a coupla grenades and some tear gas - and flashlights too.
- Charlie: Tear gas? Grenades?