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Alec Guinness, William Holden, Jack Hawkins, Sessue Hayakawa, Geoffrey Horne, and Ann Sears in The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

Geoffrey Horne: Lieutenant Joyce

The Bridge on the River Kwai

Geoffrey Horne credited as playing...

Lieutenant Joyce

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  • Colonel Green: You were an accountant in Montreal?
  • Lieutenant Joyce: Yes, sir. Uh, not really an accountant, sir. That is, I didn't have my charter.
  • Colonel Green: Exactly what did you do?
  • Lieutenant Joyce: Well, sir, I just checked columns and columns of figures which three or four people had checked before me, and then there were other people who checked them after I had checked them.
  • Colonel Green: Sounds a frightful bore.
  • Lieutenant Joyce: Sir, it was a frightful bore.
  • Lieutenant Joyce: I'm sorry, Sir. I thought you were the enemy.
  • Commander Shears: Well, I'm an American, if that's what you mean.

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