Dana Wynter credited as playing...
Becky Driscoll
- Becky Driscoll: Is this an example of your bedside manner, doctor?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: No, ma'am. That comes later.
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you.
- Becky Driscoll: [laughs] I'm not the high school kid you used to romance, so how can you tell?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: You really want to know?
- Becky Driscoll: Mmm-hmm.
- [Miles kisses Becky]
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Mmmm, you're Becky Driscoll, all right!
- Becky Driscoll: Miles, why don't you call Danny? Maybe he can help.
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Danny? No. The way he was behaving last night... I'm afraid it's too late to call Danny too.
- Becky Driscoll: Well, what are you going to do?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Get help. I hope whatever's taking place is confined to Santa Mira!
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: [Upon learning that Becky is also divorced] Well, I guess that makes us lodge brothers now...
- Becky Driscoll: Yes.
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Except that I'm paying dues while you collect them.
- Becky Driscoll: [laughing] Oh, Miles!
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: What'll you have? We're pushing appendectomies this week.
- [Becky laughs]
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: I don't know, maybe I clown around too much, pretty soon my patients won't trust me to prescribe aspirin for them. Seriously, what's the trouble?
- Becky Driscoll: It's my cousin.
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Wilma? What's the matter?
- Becky Driscoll: She has a, well I guess you call it a delusion, you know her uncle, Uncle Ira?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Sure, I'm his doctor.
- Becky Driscoll: Well Miles, she's got herself thinking he isn't her uncle.
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: How do you mean? That they're not really related?
- Becky Driscoll: No, she thinks he's an impostor or something, someone who only looks like Ira.
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Have you seen him?
- Becky Driscoll: I just came from there.
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Well, is he Uncle Ira or isn't he Uncle Ira?
- Becky Driscoll: Of course he is, I told Wilma that but it was no use.
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: A doctor's wife needs the understanding of an Einstein and the patience of a saint.
- Becky Driscoll: And love?
- Dr. Miles J. Bennell: I wouldn't know about that. I'm just a general practitioner. Love is handled by the specialists.