Tab Hunter credited as playing...
Andy L. Shaeffer
- Capt. Genaro: You ever heard of Army Regulation 615-368?
- Andy L. Shaeffer: No, sir.
- Capt. Genaro: Well, I'll read it to you.
- Army Psychiatrist: Ever have depressions or spells of melancholy?
- Andy L. Shaeffer: I'm unhappy right now.
- Army Psychiatrist: Do you like girls?
- Andy L. Shaeffer: Of course. But do we have time?
- Susan Daniels: Why do you go to college, Andy?
- Andy L. Shaeffer: Why do you think? To stay in the upper half of my class, thus keeping my draft board happy. First I get my B.A., then my Masters, then I go to law school, and all the while, well, Uncle Sam he's just gonna have to wait for me.
- Susan Daniels: You've really got it made, don't you?
- Andy L. Shaeffer: I've got six years to go. You know, if my Dad's money holds out long enough, I might wind up being the oldest pupil on campus.
- Susan Daniels: [Stops him from kissing her passionately] Stop, Andy. Let's just look at the ocean.
- Andy L. Shaeffer: [Frustrated] I've seen the ocean before.
- Susan Daniels: I believe that indolence is a vice. And I believe that you were secretly unhappy being slothful. I believe that one day you are going to do a genuinely unselfish act you and the bells will ring for you because you will be happy.
- Andy L. Shaeffer: Oh, honey, this is old Andy, remember?